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rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

#60 is cool #but it's on the line #once you get above 65-ish you leave light jacket weather behind

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Isopod Culture vs Isopod Counterculture

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I just watched Hot Fuzz again and I need to talk about it.

The writers for Hot Fuzz have said several times that Nicolas originally had a female love interest but she took up too much time without being connected to the murder plot so they removed her completely and instead gave her core dialogue and scenes to Danny, making him the love interest.

The movie constantly makes connections between Danny and Nicolas’ ex-girlfriend. For example, she complained about Nicolas forgetting her birthday so later on Nicolas panics when nobody told him it was Danny’s birthday. She told him he has to find someone he can love more than work and by the end he chose Danny over working in London. He gifts Danny flowers and wins him a stuffed toy. They spend the night out together followed by Danny inviting Nicolas home. They have a romantic theme that only plays during their emotional scenes. We even see the exact moment Nicolas realise he’s in love with Danny when the old lady asks if he’s buying flowers for a special someone and he says “….Yes” with a shy little smile.

The only thing missing is an actual kiss but in the Cornetto trilogy romantic relationships are rarely sealed with a kiss. In Shaun of The Dead the main romantic couple Shaun and Liz never kissed once and they had as much physical contact as Nicolas and Danny.

It’s funny to watch this movie and realise it has more queer content than some more modern movies and shows that are hailed as good queer media.

Like, I’ve never heard anyone accuse Hot Fuzz of queerbaiting but because it treats Nicolas and Danny’s relationship the same way most movies treat straight romances in the genre (it was literally originally written as a straight romance) people just didn’t notice it was a queer movie or thought it was a joke on homoerotic buddy cop movies. If it came out today it would absolutely be on the queer movie list.

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I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

#a piece of linguistic history

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i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard

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There are nine tokens that don't have subtypes, all artifacts and all created by only a single card.

Etherium Cell created by Tezzeret the Schemer; Feather created by Everquill Phoenix; Icy Manalith created by Svella, Ice Shaper; Land Mine created by Goblin Kaboomist; Meteorite created by Roxanne, Starfall Savant (the newest on the list); Replicated Ring created by Replicating Ring; Scrap created by Farid, Enterprising Salvager; Tamiyo's Notebook created by Tamiyo, Compleated Sage; and Volo's Journal created by Volo, Itinerant Scholar.

As of yet, no subtypeless creature or enchantment tokens, though.

If/when: tokens without a subtype?

If/when: more enchantment tokens?

If. Tokens without types cause rules complications, don't have enough answers, and lessen synergy.

When. More enchantment tokens is just a matter of time.

#mtg #magic the gathering

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When I Think About Playing Control in EDH: "Ha ha, yeah, I'm going to stop so many things!"

Me Actually Playing Control in EDH: "There's too many threats to my existence and the entire table hates me."

#the most effective way to stop things in edh is stax and land destruction #but it's a line you can only cross once #mtg #edh

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Tales from the Mana Crypt #98 - Conditional

As it turns out, "sleeve-playable" covers a pretty wide range.

#magic the gathering #mtg #tales from the mana crypt

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sometimes you just hear the most unhinged complaints at the lgs and you want to look over to the next pod and ask "do you actually want to be playing this format"

#casual commander players will complain about the most random shit like it's a major structural flaw in the game #like run more removal and be more ready to concede and find a new game if the pod you're playing with has mismatched expectations #mtg #magic the gathering

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woko thief of pronouns

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"Vinyl hipster operating a radio station that exclusively plays really bad fiddle music which he defends from disgruntled listeners using human-sized bear traps and mouse traps" may be a fallout bit of all time

#fallout #fallout tv show

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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image that came to me in a dream

#fallout #fallout tv show

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theres 3 of them now

#these three are the perfect amount of fucked up #but i want them to be worse

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