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marking down this blog as officially inactive since i never use it. i never really felt welcome in the showerfam community anyways and im not sure many people will care so um. byeeeee
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thought this was referring to penis.
Nail polish is considered a feminine thing, but the average male has an objectively better canvas for making cool designs
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who is shiroe
Wearing glasses make you appear smart, yet you had to fail a test to get them.
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holy shit.....
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Wearing glasses make you appear smart, yet you had to fail a test to get them.
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WRONG. glasses make you a fucking geek. i put them on and went through a magical girl transformation sequence and came out the other end reading the OSHA website for my own entertainment
Wearing glasses make you appear smart, yet you had to fail a test to get them.
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theres gotta be some game
It’s impossible to have a decimal kill:death ratio in real life.
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you cant partially kill someone
It’s impossible to have a decimal kill:death ratio in real life.
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ill be honest i was thinking of roofies. if this is talking about sugar its kind of bizarre tbh. i can see where this could be coming from but ultimately sugary drinks are no real issue so long as you stay hydrated and arent drinking ONLY things like sodas and energy drinks, etc.
Whoever started the trend of having sugar as a ingredient in drinks unintentionally killed countless people.
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perhaps related to high amounts of sugar in soda? how some drugs look like sugar? idk
Whoever started the trend of having sugar as a ingredient in drinks unintentionally killed countless people.
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okay this one is good
Police Officer is the only profession where it has been legally ruled that they don’t need to know or do jack shit about anything related to their job.
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these usually dont get to me but i seriously want to run over whoever made this one with a car. fuck you fuck you fuck you. the james webb telescope did not do all shes done for us for you to call her a wallpaper generator. i hope you die.
The James Web telescope is the most expensive wallpaper generator ever made.
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im more curious about the "hero" thing
Submarine sandwiches are named for their shape, not their ability to function under water.
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dont you know? the Poors do not own Houses, for they are meager and underprivileged
Mowing your lawn is an exclusively middle-class chore. Neither the poor nor the rich have to do it.
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well thats STUPID and DUMB........ weird social norms yet again have turned statements of concern into statements of insult >::-/
It’s okay to tell someone they sound tired, but telling someone they look tired is risky.
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how is telling someone you look tired risky??
It’s okay to tell someone they sound tired, but telling someone they look tired is risky.
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if we are counting other languages then, in spanish most numbers above 1-2-3 but under 10 are two or more syllables, only exception being seis/six~ fhough i suppose the bot isnt wrong if it only is talking about english numbers
Seven is the only number under 10 that’s more than one syllable
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i love you too and we all love each other and life is good by default because we are all in it.
Humans created a lot of entertainment because life sucks by default.
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