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Chapter 2 - Part 4

‹ « Full Counter » Has Leveled Up ! ›

‹ « Full Counter » Has Leveled Up ! ›

‹ « Full Counter » Has… ›

‹ « Full Cou… ›

‹ You've Levelled Up ! ›

‹ You've Levelled Up ! ›

‹ You've Levell… ! ›

‹ You've L… ! ›

All the Villagers scream in a great panic after seeing someone so strong die so quickly.

"L-lets run away! Or else he'll kill us too!"

"But shouldn't we kill that b∆tch before we do that?! The other guy is too strong, but she's really weak!"

"Y-yeah! L-lets do that!"

Half of the Villagers ran away, but the other half came running up to the guillotine, and tried to cut the head of the girl who had her head rested there.

"Oi, oi, oi. Do you seriously think I'd let you do that?!"

Of course my stats are nowhere near strong enough to kill them, and my dexterity is really low, so they could easily kill me… but they don't know that! They think I'm super OP cause I killed that A+ Rank Mercenary with my skill!

*SFX of someone squealing*

"Y-yeah, let's just get our of here!!"

The remaining Villagers all ran away like their lives depended on it, and the only people left in this desolate, and empty village was me and the fainted, beautiful looking girl

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Chapter 2 - Part 3

‹ The «Map» Skill is just a part of your stat screen, so I just simply did what I was supposed to ›

"You still didn't answer my last question… well, whatever, I don't want to know anyways."

The Map Screen popped up right in front of me while I was talking to "God's All Seeing Eye's" or Gase for short, and I closely examined the spot of the map that seemed to have a decent sized town.

"Well, I guess we're going there!… I can teleport right?"

‹ Yes you can. ›

"Alright! Sweet! Guess it won't take that long for me to get the—"

I quickly stop dead in my tracks, and start smelling the air.

"I smell… a girl in trouble…"

‹ There is A Dark Cloud of Miasma nearby… also, that sounds really perver— ›

"Shhhhh, you're not supposed to act like a Kuudere right now, maybe a bit later on, but not right now… … but no, seriously, we should probably go help her out."

‹ I second that ›

"Hmm… Ki is basically like Mana right?"

‹ They Are Two Different Things, But You Can Manipulate Either One With Both Ki & Mana ›

"Okay then, then I guess I'll use « Ki Sense » !"

And I don't really know how to describe what happened afterwards, I just knew where everything was, and could see the Mana/Ki of that entity or object.

"Woah… that's trippy…"

‹ Very, but you should probably hurry up, for all we can know. She's probably about to be raped by

Orc's ›

"Then I guess I'll just teleport there with « Instant Transmission » !"

‹ Why do you use only Dragon Ball moves? You used one from the Seven Deadly Sins, but the rest after that were from Dragon Ball. ›

"Well that's cause I freaking love it, also, we should probably hurry up"

I place both my index finger and my middle finger on my forehead, and then think of the location where I sensed that girl's Mana, and all of the sudden, I appeared on guillotine, and there was a mob of villagers with pitch forks all chanting.

"Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!"

But they all immediately stopped as soon as they saw me appear out of no where.

{The Sound Of Silence}

I turn around to see who they wanted to kill so badly, but saw a girl around the age of 17-18, who had beautiful brown hair, wearing what seemed to be a white pinkish gown, she had fainted there, waiting silently for her own demise…

"He's an Apostle of the Demon King too, why else would he be able to appear here, out of nowhere?!"

"Then let's kill him along with her!"

"Quickly Seize him FarFenar! You're an A+ Rank Mercenary right?! Quick!"

*SFX of a Deep Sigh*

"Sure, sure, whatever you say boss…" (FarFenar)

He held out both of his hands and started chanting something that I couldn't make out, then a Magic Circle the size of a medium-sized house appeared in front of him, he completed the chant in under 2 seconds,and quickly released the High-Ranked Magical Spell : « Hell's Fire Storm »

I chuckle a bit and say

"Hehehe… « ZA WORLDO ». Haha! You're all done fo— "

But before I could finish what I was saying, a pop-up came up, and it said

‹ Your Current Skill Level is Too Low To Use « ZA WORLDO » ›

"Crap…"

The Ball of Fire the size of a house came hurling at me at terrifyingly fast speeds, but I wasn't really all that scared because I already had a skill that could negate that attack

I waited for the attack to hit me, and…

*SFX For A Giant Thud*

…

"Now then, how much are you going to pay me for that?" (FarFenar)

"Obviously about 1k Z—"

But before the Wealthy Fat Pig-like Man could finish what he was saying, the following words came out from the depths of the fire.

"Yare Yare Daze"

Those words surprised both the Rich Noble, and FarFenar, they both quickly looked at the fire to see where the sound has come from, but saw nothing but the blazes of the ball of fire burning hotly… but then they finally noticed that the ball of fire hasn't even hit it's target yet, it was still floating in the air, and not burning wildly on the ground.

"What the f∆c—"

But before FarFenar could finish, the following words echoed throughout the entire village.

" « FULL, COUNTER » !"

The Giant Ball of Fire shot back at FarFenar at incredible speeds, and caused a massive explosion as soon as made impact with him. The explosion killed both FarFenar, and the Rich Noble.

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Chapter 2 Part 2

But I immediately stopped talking as soon as I saw a new pop-up.

‹ Do you want to merge the remaining skills with «????? : Asterick Stat System» ?

«YES» «NO» ›

"… … Do I even need to think about this? Like, this is so obvious."

I quickly press «YES», and my entire body started to glow.

Once again, that strange blue mist started to wrap around my body, and slowly disperse after a few seconds.

And once I finished merging my skills, a new pop-up once again, came up.

‹ «????? : Asterick Stat System» Has Successfully Merged With

«Death March In a Parallel World : Stat skill»

«Zauber World : Stat System»

«SAO : Inventory/Stat System» ›

‹ You've Acquired a New Skill Called : « God's All Seeing Eye's » Rank : Unidentifia@&$_#+… ›

‹ The Information You Can View Now Has Changed Because of Your Newly Acquired Skill ›

"Uh… so does that mean I have to say « God's All Seeing Eye's » to open my stats now?"

‹ Checking Host's Will… ›

‹ Checking Your Stats... ›

"Eh?! It does what I want, instead of one task, like checking my stats?!"

‹ Name : Maināna Mondai

Titles : Empty

LVL : 1

Stats : STR : 90…

AGL : 30…

MAG : 10000…

MAG STR : 200…

DEX : 7…

Skills : Omni-God Level : « The Power of Manga's, Anime, Manhau's and… »

High God Level : « God's All Seeing Eye's »

« Full Counter ‹LVL : 1› »

« Absorb ‹LVL : 1…› »

"… … Dang, an I OP or what?!? But why are my actual stats so weak?"

‹ Showing Stats The Average of The People of This World ›

‹ Showing Stats The Strongest People in This World ›

"Wait, I can do that?!"

‹ Average Stats :

STR : 60

AGL : 7

MAG : 6

MAG STR : 1

DEX : 75 ›

‹ Strongest Stats :

STR : 10000

AGL : 10000

MAG : 400

MAG STR : 500

DEX : 10000 ›

"Hm… it seems like both magic, and magic attack are the most difficult stats to increase, and 10000 is the max for stats… … Wait! Now that I look at it more closely, all of my stats have a '…' right next to them! And some of my skills have them too!"

‹ Your Stats Are Still Being Processed Because You Recently Absorbed a '??????? ????…' Dragon ›

"Wait, are you able to talk to me like this?!?"

‹ I am a Skill that you created using your Merge option, I can answer all of your questions, and follow your will ›

"Alright! I'm not gonna question that…"

I start to walk forward for a couple seconds, and then I suddenly remembered.

"Oh yeah! I have find a town right?! I guess I'll use my «Map» skill to do that! Which I totally didn't completely forget about..."

I think of looking at a screen that shows the layout of where I am

‹ Checking Host's Will… ›

‹ Showing The Layout of 'A Forest For Masochist's' ›

And before the Map could pop-up and fill my view, I quickly said.

"First of all, I'm not even using my skill! It's you doing it! And second of all, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT NAME?!?"

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Chapter 2 Part 1

[Well, I'm obviously in a forest…]

I pointed out, but then I said.

[But what I really want to know is where!]

I exclaimed.

[Welp, I guess I just have to use my power right of the bat!]

I said to myself.

[Hehe~ I'm so smaaaart, I'm really really smaaaart!~]

I sung in a slow tune.

[Why am I so smart you may be asking? Well that's because... You know how my skill is «The Power Of Anime, Manga, and Manhau's» right?]

I pointed out, I then said in detail.

[So that means I can use any ability, power, or skill that was in an Anime, Manga, or Manhau I've seen in my past life! And that includes, wait for… The abilities of MC's that've transported to other world! So, in turn. I can use their abilities, and. It just so happens that the MC of a certain "Transported to another world" anime I watched in my past life had a «Map» skill! So, I should be able to use that to go to the nearest town and collect info about this world!]

(Author's Note : The anime he is talking about is "Death March To Another World.")

[But, this ability isn't omnipotent. Like for example, I can't use the powers of… Ah! The Pegasus Saint Seiya! Who has the power to destroy multiverses with ease! Why can't I use his powers? Well that's because I didn't watch his anime in my past life, I just knew about it. But! Even if I did so happen to love an anime filled with overpowered characters, like for example. Dragon Ball! Their entire cast are all at the minimal of Solar System Buster, and the MC (Sun Goku) is a Multi-Universe Buster. I wouldn't be able to use their powers! And that is simply because their powers is beyond my own powers by at least 100000x it's original amount!... I think... but I don't wanna think to deeply about that! So that's that!]

I walk through the forest for a while, but quickly stopped when I saw a powerful, immeasurable power standing right in front of me. All I could see was a giant red lizard-like foot.

(Author's Note : Changing the way the characters speak from [ ] to " ")

"E-Eh?! Wha-What the heck is this!"

I slowly moved my head upwards to look at what was connected to the giant foot, but to my dismay, I nearly screamed bloody Mary when I saw a Dragon the size of a huge Skyscraper back on Earth.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?! WHAT THE F∆CK IS THAT!"

Well… I guess that i already did scream bloody Mary, but that's besides the point. What is that?!?

{SFX Low Grumbling Sound}

The Impossibly large/gigantic dragon started to fall down onto the ground, I quickly tried to think of a skill that could block the giant impact that the dragon was going to cause when he hit the ground.

"Uuuuuuuuuuh… I know! Let me hit you with a bit of this!"

I got an idea, and then stood still, waiting for something to happen.

The dragon started to fall faster & faster until it hit the ground and… completely stopped? It didn't make a single sound, or a shockwave, it didn't even level the ground that it fell onto, but that all happened as soon as Mandai said…

"«FULL, COUNTER»!"

I slashed my hand on the dragon as soon as it hit me, and that created a giant whirlwind of air that pushed the dragon up into the air, and completely flipped him over.

The dragon then let out a giant scream

{UGAAAYAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAH}

He quickly looked down to see what had hurt him, and was completely surprised to see a single human boy.

"Wait, this is another world right? So It should have a stat system right? So if I absorb this dragon, do I get all of his stats?"

But the dragon didn't give him another single to think, he position himself mid-air with his wings, and started flying down on Mandai.

"Welp… I might as well try!"

And while the dragon was still in the air, I put my hands up into the air, and said.

"«Absorbtion»!"

A giant ball of blue mist covered the dragon, and continued to expand till it looked like a blue sun, and with a wave of his hand, both the ball of mist, and the dragon disappeared.

"Hmm... If I'm right, this is Buu's skill right? I should've completely absorbed both that dragon and his skills, buuuuuuut, let me check just in case."

I breathed in for a second, and then held out my hands once again.

"Stats!"

And then a screen popped up in my face, but the contents of it was completely different from what I expected.

‹ You have some skills that conflict with each other, do you want to remove one of them?

«Death March In a Parallel World : Stat skill»

«Zauber World : Stat System»

«SAO : Inventory/Stat System»

«????? : Asterick Stat System» ›

"Wut."

I said «Stat» again just to make sure I wasn't going crazy, but the same thing just kept on popping up again and again.

"Uuuuuuuuuugh, can't I just merge them all together?!"

But then I saw another screen screen pop up, and it read.

‹ «????? : Asterick Stat System» has been selected ›

"Eh?! What?!?! I haven't even chosen a skill yet though! What's happeni—"

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Chapter 1 Part 2

[You talking to me?]

I questioned him, he then quickly answered with.

[Yeah I'm talking to you! You got a f*cking problem with it?!]

[Jeez, he's so aggressive…]

I thought to myself, I then said.

[Look man, I'm just trying to get to work… so can you please just let me go?]

I say as I start backing away from him.

[I'm not letting you, or anyone else in this building go! You know what? How about I set an example with you, too show that I mean business!]

He then quickly points the gun at me, and unlocks the safety lock.

[Got anything else to say before you die?]

I stumble over backwards, and start thinking up of things to say, I then managed to say.

[Lo-look! I didn't even do anything! I'll just shut up and sit over there in that cor-corner! So don't kill me please, I still have so many things to do!]

I then take my wallet out of my pocket, and frantically say.

[Mo-money! You want money right?! I'll give you all of my money, so please spare me!]

I say, as I try to negotiate with him.

[Jeez, I sound so pathetic right now… but once he let's down he's guard, I'll make a run for it!]

I thought to myself.

[Hehe, seeing you beg for your life like this kind of makes me want to let you live… but that's only kind of.]

He then pulls the trigger.

And right before the bullet made impact, I thought to myself.

[I'm I really going to die here?]

And just like that, I died. The bullet hit me on my head, and I dead as soon as it struck…

Right?

**[Yup, you're right!]**

Then why am I talking to you right now? I should be dead! Does that mean I've come to haunt you, since you basically killed me?

**[EEH! You're incorrect!]**

He said with his arms crossed, making an X.

**[I didn't basically kill you! I did kill you!]**

He said with enthusiasm.

[Wai-Wait that can't be possible though? The one that killed me was him! That robber right?! Not you!]

I quickly said.

**[Well, I made him kill you. And let me correct you on one thing, the robber who you just called a he, is actually a she.]**

He then snapped his fingers, and made a door magically appear out of no where.

**[Stephanie, you can come in now!]**

The door then opened, and the person that came out was the robber, the person who had just killed me.

[Wha- what?! It's you! Why did you kill me! And how does he look anything like a girl!]

The Hacker then sighed and said.

**[Stephanie, turn off Middle Class level illusion magic, «Transformation».]**

He ordered to Stephanie.

[Your wish is my command, all mighty Omni-God-Sama.]

"She" said with a bow.

But Stephanie's body started to go transparent, and another. Smaller, more fragile looking body was appearing in place of it.

And once her transformation had finally finished, she rose and said.

[Can I speak my mind for a second?]

She asked the "Omni-God".

[Wow, her actual voice is really pretty…]

I thought to myself.

**[Sure! And no need to be so formal, just speak like you usually do!]**

The Omni-God said.

[Thank you my Lord.]

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Chapter 1 Part 3

Stephanie then cleared her throat, and said.

[I'm so sorry my marvelous, adorable, and beautiful creation! I really didn't want to kill you! But this idiot of a God ordered me to! Everyone calls her the Omni-God, but I just think she's an arrogant, self-centered brat! If I had the choice, I would've killed her instead of you! She said that you're just like her when she was younger. So she was going to give you the choice to go into another world with any power of your choi-]

But then Omni-God

(You know what, let's just call her Gom)

Interrupted Stephanie, and said.

**[Stephanie! How could you just go on and reveal my gender like that! And I was trying so hard to hide it too!]**

[Huh? What does she mean? Stephanie was talking way to fast for me to keep track of anything she was saying.]

I thought.

**[Well, I guess there is no point in hiding it anymore.]**

Gom snaps her finger, and when she did. Her body started to morph, and twist. She then transformed from a

(handsome looking, Shota)

to a

(Beautiful, and elegant looking girl)

[Wo-wow, your ho-]

I catch myself, don't want to offend God after all…

Wait a second.

[Your God?!]

They both fall over backwards.

**[You just now noticed!]**

Gom said.

[Well, my friends do call me a bit slow, or dense…]

I replied with.

**[Well, aren't you going to question my gender? Most people think that God is a male, but get suprised or shocked when they find out I'm actually a girl.]**

Gom said.

I then think for a moment, and whilst I was thinking Gom says.

**[I knew it, your just like the rest of the-]**

I then interrupt her, to say.

[I don't mind, I'm not going to lie. I was surprised to find out that you where a woman, but that doesn't mean I'll hate you for it!]

Gom stares at me in amazement, she then chuckles a bit and says.

**[If I was a bishoujo girl in distress, then I would've fallen in love with you right now because of those lines you said just now!]**

She said whilst chuckling.

I start to blush and say.

[Wha- Ah, I mean. I didn't mean anything like that when I said that! It just seemed that you were bothered by it, so I answered with my honest feelings…]

I said whilst studdering.

Gom chuckles a bit more, but then Stephanie clears her throat and says.

[Omni-God-Sama? Don't you have something that you're supposed to be doing?]

Stephanie said with a scary look on her face.

**[Oh yeah! That's right! Mondai-kun! I like you!]**

I immediately start to blush once again, and then start thinking to myself.

[Is she joking? No she seemed serious, does that mean that God loves me?]

But Gom continues, and also says.

**[Ah, but not the love kind of like, I just think you're interesting. So I decided to kill you and transport you to a parallel world filled with magic, and let you have any kind of magic of your choosing!]**

Oh, so it's just that…

WAIT.

[What?!]

I exclaimed.

**[Wa- what's the matter?!]**

She said, as she was startled by my outburst.

[Are you allowed to do that?]

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Chapter 1 Part 4

I questioned her.

**[Of course I am, I might not look like it, but I actually am the Goddess of all realms, and universes!]**

She said with her chest puffing out.

[So by any power of my choice, you mean like anything? Like for example. «Imagination Magic»?]

I asked.

**[If you want, I can give you that. But are you sure that you want such a plain, and simple kind of magic like that?]**

She questioned me, I responded with.

[No, no. Of course not… maybe, no. I want something like… Ah! I know! The Power Of Manga, Anime, and Manhau's!]

I said.

**[I can get the Manga, and Anime part. But why Manhau's?]**

She questioned me yet again.

[Well that's because there are a couple of Xianxia Manhau's right!]

(Author's note : A Xianxia is a type of manhau with Ki/Chi cultivation, martial arts, monsters, and beasts.)

[And they have a bunch of martial art techniques! So if I have the power of those, I'll be pretty good in close combat, and magic!]

I exclaimed.

**[Hmm… that actually does makes a bit of sense, alright! I'll allow it. Now then, is that all?]**

She said, as she was trying to wrap things up.

[Yup! Oh yeah, I also just have one more question. Who is Stephanie?]

I asked just before I left.

**[Stephanie is the Goddess of Earth, and this universe. You are her greatest creations, since you are based off us God's. And that inspired the other God's to make other planets with races that resembled the God's as well! And the most popular of these planets among us God's, is Zauber! And the second is Verrat, but there is already a reincarnator there, so we'll be sending you here instead!]**

I then quickly ask.

[So there are other reincarnators besides myself? If so, what planet is the one from Verrat from!?]

Gom then let's out a sigh, and says.

**[Well, it's kind of difficult to explain… so he's from Earth a-]**

I cut her off, and say.

[So my planet?!]

Gom then says back to me.

**[No, there are 2 Earth's out there in the multiverse, one is by Stephanie. And the other is by her younger sister, Stephanie-Neechan. We call her Nee-chan because she is a lot more scarier, and assertive than her elder sister. And the reason why Stephanie's younger sister also has an Earth, is because Stephanie gifted it to her. Since she just became old enough to manage her own planet, but the God of Reincarnation caused a major accident to occur to it recently, and reincarnated the first person who died in that accident, who's last name is Shota.]**

I then say.

[Welp, sucks to be him! Now then, let's get this show on the road!]

I exclaimed.

[Yes, yes. No need to be so enthusiastic about it, I can't believe that you didn't even get mad at me for killing you…]

Gom then points her finger at me, she generates a green light. And releases it straight at my body, the light makes contact with my body, and I disappear.

I then reappeared in a dark and gloomy forest, and the first thing that I thought was.

[Now then… where in the f*ck am I?]

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Chapter 1 - Part 1 (Made this a couple years ago so it'll probably be pretty bad, but chapter 2 should be a tiny bit better cause I changed over 5/6 of it)

I was walking to work, as usual, squeezing my way through the massive crowds of people who were (probably) doing the exact same thing that I was. This boring old life of mine that will never change, it's quite sad really.

it's probably because of this fact that I withdrew into the world of Anime and Manga.

At first it was a guilty pleasure, but it soon became a hobby of mine. I was captivated by it's unique stories/plots, but I stayed because of the action.

I'm pretty sure I would've become a more respectable, hard-working, and active member of society if I hadn't discovered Anime (and Manga's)

But then I wouldn't have anything to enjoy. Anything to watch or read to entertain me. I probably would've become a boring old man (though I kinda already am) , though I am only 24 years old.

At least that's how it was supposed to be…

I was was about to walk down the cross walk, well I actually did walk down it. But I stopped half-way through. I did this because my phone vibrated, now you might be asking

[Why did you stop for such a simple reason?]

And the answer to that question would be that I only set up notifications for really important stuff.

So I quickly check my phone, but I was surprised to be greeted with an all white screen with bold black words in the center. And these words read out -

**[ let me just ask you this simple question. Do you want to live a life that's worth living? ]**

My Immediate reaction to this was,

[ What? Did my phone get hacked?! Come on man! I just finished setting up this dang thing! ]

But to my surprise, the words on my screen changed.

**[ No, your phone did not get hacked Maināna Mondai, I'm just talking to you through it. ]**

And any sane person in this situation would've thought,

[So your stalking me right now and responding to everything I say through my phone?!]

and for some reason I felt like I could hear the Hacker sigh.

**[ Look, just answer the question.

Do you want to live a life worth living?

«Yes» «No» ]**

Well, the answer to this question was pretty obvious. Yes, who would want to live a life that is not worth living? So I just simply shouted.

[Yes!]

But the Hacker quickly responded with,

**[Calm down! You're in a public area crowded with hundreds of people]**

I quickly glance over my shoulders and see that dozens of people were staring at me, mummering and whispering about me, I run away because I felt akward and I didn't like all the attention.

And once I was in a secluded location, with little to no people in sight. I said, once again.

[Yes!]

And the Hacker replied with.

**[Good answer! Now, I'll see you on the other side!]**

Huh? What does he mean by "the other side" ?

I then saw a truck approaching me at full speed, I didn't know what to do. All I could think about was stuff like,

[Am I going to die?!]

Or

[Is this guy trying to kill me?]

But, my survival instincts kicked in just at the nick of time. I quickly jump out of the way of the incoming vehicle, and run inside of the nearest building. And Hacker-san just simply said.

**[Hmm, not bad! Not bad kid. But that alone is not enough to save you!]**

Then it struck me,

[This guy! He's really trying to kill me!]

I then felt my Spidey senses tingling, i quickly turn around, only to be greeted with a man wearing a black mask, with a bag in his left hand, and a gun in his right.

[Huh? What's going on here?]

The man then quickly points the gun at me, and the other residents of the building, and he says.

[Everybody get on the f*cking ground!]

Me, and everyone else in the building were startled, he then repeated what he just said, once more.

[Didn't you hear me? I said get on the f*cking ground! This is a hold up!]

After he said that, I started to look around. I then noticed that I was inside of a bank…

[Well that explains the robber…]

I thought to myself, he starts shooting the gun, and shouts.

[Hey you! Stop fidgeting so much or else I'll blow your brains out!]

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