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The tomboy in a dress discourse will never go away and I’m fine with that.

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The third chapter of Seal the Deal is up on my Ko-fi for members! If you hop on board for the membership you'll get a week of early viewing on the cute lil lesbians! Beds are discussed.

This chapter got kickstarted by @matriarchyuzi who wanted more of these two as a commission. I couldn't think of a good cover image for them so I just... made a whole chapter.

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Repeating Dream Locations (note to self & apologies cus im aware hearing about other people’s dreams is the most boring thing in the world lol)

- nebulous region of manhattan (anything can happen, significantly more condensed ie kowloon walled city)

- the beach (leads to cliffs overlooking the ocean, mansions & all apartment buildings & castles are over there. have participated in some wars in the castle & saw a murder mystery play out in one of the mansions once)

- cove on the seafloor (works like the little mermaid where you can hang out with fish, lot of polly pocket looking decor, think i used a pink clamshell phone there one time)

- really dope glass mall with the indoor waterfalls (connects to magma engine room & im assuming other elemental areas)

- ocean city MD (tends to always be a low gravity zone, possibly connects to The Beach but not always - the beach tends to appear wherever it needs to appear like i climbed out an apartment building window onto The Beach one time)

#nice

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Zombocom

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Aspencore

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Ops, I did it again.

Tiny WIP for the weekend, you thirsty animals

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(more) sweaty Gale for Galemancers, Gale-lovers, and Gale-enjoyers insp. taken from @waterdeepwhiskey

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What happens at the tiefling party, stays at the tiefling party... Or will it?

full version on my twitter

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Love me a fic that starts with the unresolved sexual tension already thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. I want my ship pining, yearning, and most definitely fantasizing.

I want their minds to wander to how hot the other person is, mid-sentence. I want them barely functioning because of all the hormones swimming through their brains. I want normally smart people who are downright dumb when faced with the smallest bit of barely revealed skin on the other person's body.

By the time they actually realize they're both in this state of tortured sexual desire, I want them to be at their wit's end and ready to flee the country in order to find the slightest scrap of control because there is absolutely zero control left when theyre in the same room together. They need to be scratching at the walls of their souls, they're so desperate for each other.

And when they do finally realize the fact that they're in this on-fire boat together? I want them to have incredibly hot, wildly cathartic (and not necessarily at-all realistic) sex that leaves them both exhausted, happy, and fully satisfied.

Unresolved sexual tension that gets completely fucking resolved, my beloved.

#tropes

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@wyllwithay painted a vision of trans Wyll in a corset and the IMAGERY, boo…

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The way she looks at Tav when they lick a dead spider.

Karlach approves.

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battle couples has gotta be one of my favorite tropes though. The “you got me?” “Yeah, I got you.” The kiss for good luck. Fighting alongside each other for so long they know every strength and weakness. The dichotomy of being fucking terrifying to their enemies, but so soft with each other. When one is in danger and the other goes feral, protects them at any cost. When everything is over and done, it’s all “let me see where you’re hurt,” and washing off the dirt and blood.

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Buttercup Fenton Mouse

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#HER boyfriend #angel wears a tag that says ‘if found return to buffy summers’

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I love you. I love this. And I want it all.

This artwork of Maleane and Astarion was done by the wonderful @irlplasticlamb. Thank you so so much for bringing my vision to life! I wanted to have these characters that mean the world to me encased in a little piece of my own culture, thus they are wearing traditional Lithuanian costumes.

Also, would you believe me if I told you this was set after Above the Vaulted Sky?