kaldwins-bridge

[kaldwins-bridge]

Obsessed with whatever the fuck is going on here. Classic Hughes. Depressed slut. Lust and Gluttony just chillin'. What a vibe.

[kaldwins-bridge]

The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

[kaldwins-bridge]

If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

[kaldwins-bridge]

The Worst Attraction in Every State

[kaldwins-bridge]

Camp Jupiter when Percy shows up:

#riordanverse

[kaldwins-bridge]

I wish there was a magic skillet I could pick up that would make me literally impossible to fire from a job, no matter how weird or disagreeable people decided I am, where I could still work only part time & ideally with lots of breaks. Like sorry Ms Karen McWasp, I am a load bearing unit and the task will be done when it's done and there's jack shit you can do.

[kaldwins-bridge]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[kaldwins-bridge]

[kaldwins-bridge]

if tumblr existed when jane austen was writing her books we'd have posts like ""we want female characters that are flawed and make problematic choices!!!" you guys couldn't even handle emma woodhouse." and they would be right.

#jane austen #emma woodhouse #emma

[kaldwins-bridge]

True Sight

[kaldwins-bridge]

2010s horror girls

[kaldwins-bridge]

#they're all great #happy death day #as well

[kaldwins-bridge]

G R I S — [12/?]

[kaldwins-bridge]

[kaldwins-bridge]

#uhhhh been playing totk lately and links a pretty wholesome dude.... #maybe public indecency for walking around in his swim trunks?

[kaldwins-bridge]

[kaldwins-bridge]

death stare girlfriends