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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

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Relevant as ever

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anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask "which merc do you think would make the best husband?" it doesn't matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.

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Pride in space (part 1)

You can buy these posters here !

part 2 part 3

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"I feel I was denied critical, need to know information. I am completely out of ammo. That's never happened to me before."

Burt Gummer, Tremors 2 Aftershocks

#tremors

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watched Tremors for the first time and Earl was a bonafide dilf if I'm bein fully honest

#tremors

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#i try to everyday #because its so easy for me to fall into not showering for days in a row if i dont stay consistent

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my attachment to characters generally falls into one of two categories:

-you're so wet and pathetic and sad. what happened to you. who has done this to you. please let me feed you soup and dry your sopping wet eyes with a tissue

-you're an absolute bitch. genuinely an insufferable person. please marry me

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I love hockey goaltenders because here's a six foot side of beef who can do the splits, he's basically bubble wrapped, and if you so much as look at him wrong his team will justifiably murder you.

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fma: human transmutation is bad!! There is no equivalent exchange for human life >:(

dungeon meshi: how much meat ya got?

#dungeon meshi #fma #ok yes but also all of fma is equivalent exchamge the reason why os because you would have to trade a soul to return their soal #like thats. the whole plot and why ed and al start looking for the philosophers stone #and then dungeon meshi explains that human souls stick around when theyre killed which is why they can resurrect. so outside the dungeon its #not possible

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girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head

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My dear friend Jonathan Harker is going to embark on his first work trip in 6 days. I hope it goes well!

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What do conductors even do like actually