kanhapriya

[kanhapriya]

After a long ass hiatus, I’m back

As a secret Santa of course

@to-three-or-not-to-three this one’s for you💕☽

Here’s your mood board!! I hope you like it😭❤️

#desi secret Santa 2023 #dss23 #desisecretsanta2023

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Thsbdk bbg💀

I know we haven't talked personally before but i kid you not, you're like one of my fav mutuals

Excuse me I'm FLATTERED??? 😭😭😭 Thank you soo muchhh and you're one of my fav moots toooo.

[kanhapriya]

you know how schools are like right? (P.o.v - for a JEE aspirant 🙃) so today when my teacher was scolding me and judging my charachter and future (for some stupid reason I don't even wanna recall) my brain just imagined (Shri) Ram standing beside me holding my hands firmly in a protective embrace and (Shri) Krishna giggling and making jokes out of the stupidity of the situation. It all made bearing with school and the stupid scoldings in general easier and I don't feel traumatised. Not a single bit. 💛😩

I feel you so much!! Yo, I'm late in the reply, but just DM me, I'll tell you like a very interesting story about one such incident

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hii love how is life ? how is my bangaram doing ? hope you are doing okay my love

THE WAY I JUST OPENED MY INBOX IN AGES?? SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITINH MY ZUA!! LIM GREAT, LOVE YOU SO MUCH FR

[kanhapriya]

NO CUZ KOFFEE WITH KANHA IS SUCH A SLAY NAME?? HOW DID YOU EVN THKNK OF THAT

Krishna is 100 percent, a dedicated gossiper.

I will not elaborate

#@kaal-naagin is a genius

[kanhapriya]

Biology is applied Chemistry, Chemistry is applied Physics, Physics is applied maths, maths is Euler applying himself.

[kanhapriya]

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

The internet on 16/11/2023:

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[kanhapriya]

Hate when a man makes eye contact with me. Please, I'm waiting until marriage. Avert thine gaze lest thee desire I gauge out those sinful eyes in the name of god. I shan't be a harlot for thine salacious presence for I do not wish to engage in any intimate activities with thee. Now look away, before I fuck your mom

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Harry bhai ne boldia , ab toh special hogaya

@heyits-tea

#harry styles #is desi #theory confirmed

[kanhapriya]

I cannot personally wish everyone so here it is,

Happy Diwali everybody!

[kanhapriya]

BRUH

Bhai ne apna hi dupatta uda dia😭😭😭😭

#this is a cry for help

[kanhapriya]

Kanha is the LALALA icon. He's the biggest LALALA of all LALALAs. Go argue with a wall.

[kanhapriya]

hi guys

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I think I offended him

#why he staring at me like that #have i wronged you kind sir? #i apologise from the bottom of my pitiful heart #murder of crows #more like murder on mine #he had red in his eyes #my time has come #bye mutals #shitpost? #fs #shitposting

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