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I let you clip what was left of my broken wings.

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One time I was in this art class and we were all talking about our horoscope sign thingys 

and I was thinking bruh I know mine 

so I blurted out, “MINE’S VIRGO THE VIRGIN!”

aaaaand long story short this girl about spit out her drink along with her organs because she laughed so hard

and now I lay awake at night thinking about my mistake

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do you ever just go into a relationship with the purest intentions, but the other person just doesn't give a crap?? Like I’m sorry I gave one????

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humpity dumpity

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🥀.

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#whatamood

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Lexus has to make the conversation freaking awkward again:

Kass: *tries to explain what fetish means*

Lexus:*looks Kass dead in the eye* “I am a fetish.”

Kass: “Lexus NO.”

Lexus: “Lexus YES.”

#fetish #humor

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Science teacher freaking wrecks me again:

Science teacher: *makes muffins for starving sophomores out of the kindness of her heart*

Me: *whispers* “Hey do you dare me to shove this whole muffin in my mouth?”

Lexus: “Frick yes.”

Me: “Alright.” *shoves whole muffin in mouth and makes whale sounds in an attempt to breathe.*

Science teacher: *teaching about scientifically classifying an animal and spots me attempting to breathe* “And I don’t even know how to classify Kass, She’s an animal in a class of her own.”

Me: *chokes*

Lexus: “BOOM ROASTED.”

#humor getFRICKINwrecked

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Me in the car with my mom and Lexus:

me: *feet are wet from the rain* Ah... my toe babies are cold.

Lexus: *judges me* Your what???

me: *keeps repeating over and over how cold my toe babies are*

mom: if you say toe babies one more time, you’re not getting dinner.

Lexus: *dies laughing*

me: *whispers toe babies in defiance*

#humor #randomcrap

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Sub: “Because this is my world and you-”

Student: “Actually, this is God’s world.”

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