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A SECOND SET OF 90s GAY EURO PORN JEREMY PICS HAVE HIT THE PENTAGON

#i’m. losing my mind. #thank you…so much….. #jeremy strong #he is so [redacted]

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george harrison literally said cuntry

#cuntry girls make do…….

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my stupid ass upgrading every single illithid power knowing damn well it’s going to fuck me over in the endgame

#bg3 #i can’t resist being a lil chaotic neutral!!!! cant help it!!!!! #my storm sorc half-drow baby getting got real good

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Folksaga’s Patreon is LIVE!

feat. dev blog #1, a roadmap for the month, and a few polls to start us off.

go forth and prosper (if you so choose and can afford to do so), loved ones ❤️

#:o

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#ketchup not winning is racist against canadians idc #it’s ketchup ur all So Wrong. SO WRONG #ketchup > salt and vinegar > jalapeño #everything else mid. bye.

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BAFTA Award winner Laura Bailey loves a dramatic, perfectly-timed gay pause

#laura bailey…the woman that you are…. #cr3 #imodna

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#????????????????????????????????? #APE PLEASE #sdv

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Genuinely cannot believe Kendall's "Well if one of us is gonna have to be unhappy, I don't see why it should be me" shit actually worked on Rava. Like, she fucked him after this. She was into that. Hello. Rava? Rava????????

#oh she’s just like me fr!!!!!!!!!!!! #kendall roy #rava roy #succession

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“It is a long story, and it does no credit to anyone: there is murder in it, and trickery, lies and foolishness, seduction and pursuit.  Listen."

- Neil Gaiman, Norse Mythology

You are a human. A totally normal one.

Honestly.

You’re a human. You’re a bartender, which is a very normal job for a human to have, and when you walk down the winding streets of Akureyri you can blend seamlessly into any crowd of people which is, without question, only something that a human could do.

The fact that you came here two years ago with nothing but the clothing on your back doesn’t mean anything; you’re hardly northern Iceland’s first wayfaring soul. That you had no money to your name, no friends or family to speak of — that’s a fairly average human thing, too. And that little craving you have, that quiet urge to dig your teeth into any passing stranger’s throat? It's completely, entirely mundane.

It’s manageable. You’re managing.

Or you were, until someone — someone who's decidedly notas good at this human thing as you are — begins leaving a trail of dead bodies at your doorstep, and a trio of god-like siblings take a seat at your bar.

MAGNI THORSON .

No doubt the mightiest of his siblings, the eldest child of Thor is exactly the sort of person you would expect him to be: a giant (half-giant, in fact) asshole with a smoulder and a knife-sharp jawline to match. He’ll match your every word with a cocky grin and a joke that’s nowhere near as funny as he thinks, and he’ll look every inch the prince that he is all the while.

(Well, the prince that he was. Just don’t let him hear you say that.)

MODI THORSON .

For the supposed embodiment of his father’s wrath, the God of Thunder’s second son is surprisingly…not that. He’s no picnic, mind you — he’s broody, he’s secretive, and he's fucking intense, but that hardly equates to fury incarnate. You’re sure there’s something hiding under that moody surface; whether or not you want to uncover it is a different story entirely.

(Looks like even gods aren’t immune to middle-child syndrome. Who knew?)

THRÚD THORSDÓTTIR .

Valkyrie, seidhr,paragon of strength — with all of her mother’s best traits (and a few of her father’s worst), is it any wonder that Thor’s youngest child was also his favourite? Smarter than her half-brothers and more likeable by a longshot, you might find yourself forgetting how easily the fortune-telling goddess could break you in two. You might, but she’ll be happy to remind you if you do.

(Maybe a little too happy, in fact.)

KATLA B̶͍̏L̸̝͑O̵̟͠M̴̳̓Q̴̯̔V̵̺͆I̷̗͛S̵̠͒T̸̬̒ .

A fellow nomad and your coworker at Black Thunder, the first friend you made in Akureyri has remained your closest. Mischevious, magnetic, and often up to no small amount of trouble, there are times when you think you might know Katla better than you know yourself. You even know about her…well, you know that she…sorry, what were you talking about again?

(It's just that it’s nice, being close to someone who’s so very human.)

THE MARE .

There’s a voice in your head and a shadow in your dreams, and they’re telling you to run. You probably shouldn’t trust them.

(…Right?)

Customize your monster character. New life, new you! Choose your gender identity, change your name, cut your hair, and remember: if you’re starting to grow tired of running from your past, try on a new outfit and start running faster.

Play as one of three runway creatures from Norse mythology — a cunning keeper of the forest, a charming warden of the lake, or a formidable guardian of the mountains. Each has its quirks (would you prefer a hollowed-out tree for a back, or webbed fingers and forearms covered in scales?), but they all have two key things in common: they’ll killto protect their homes, and you’redefinitely not one of them.

Choose your own fate, out of the countless that are presented to you. Had oatmeal instead of skyr with your breakfast this morning? You might have just brought about Ragnarök 2.0. Nice one, asshole.

Multiple romance options, with each available to pursue regardless of your gender or background. Ever wanted to kiss a god under a starry sky? Now's your chance! Or maybe you’re through with immortal beings and desperate to ask the pretty server on a date? Go for it! She’s definitelya human too. Totally. You’d be able to tell if she wasn’t. Wouldn’t you?

Save the world — or don’t.It's your choice, and isn't that what true freedom is all about?

Folksaga is inspired by The Edda, Norse mythology, andTwin Peaks, with a bit of tweaking to the myths as needed for the sake of plot. MC backgrounds have been adjusted to fit for all players regardless of gender identity, and creative liberty has been taken with some smaller points for a smoother storytelling experience. All changes will be explained in an FAQ post (too be added in the links below ASAP!)

The current demo consists of the prologue (introductory lore + character creation), + the first half of chapter 1, about 48k words total. I plan to post it in the next few weeks, after some edits + the completion of chapter one!

I expect it to be somewhere in the range of 600,000 to 700,000 words, but this is subject to change (and likely will due to my propensity for rambling text. oops.).

I’ve written  short and long-form original fiction as well as a lot of fanfic (say hello @ pentaghastly on AO3, and @kendallroynsfw on tumblr!), but this is my first IF! Bugs and coding issues may appear in the demo; please let me know if any issues arise during your playthroughs.

Folksaga is a work in progress. I would love constructive feedback when the demo is posted, as well as any bugs or grammar issues to be brought to my attention if I've missed them :) I would also love patience, because I'm a full time health care worker who gets sleepy lots xoxo

A Swedish farmer named Sven Andersson was executed in 1691 for having intercourse with a mountain nymph, or bergsrå. I will neither confirm or deny if his Wikipedia article was the inspiration for this IF, except I will confirm it and it definitely was.

MC ORIGINS | RO INTROS | DEMO!!!!! | COG FORUMS

#DEMO IS UPPPPPPPP #pls i need feedback so badly my editing brain is broken

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my brain at 1:40pm on a tuesday (i am at work): Of all the creatures I've met you are the kindest.

me:

it's been over 2 years since i first played disco elysium and sometimes i think i'm normal about it. and then sometimes i think about

DETECTIVE

ARRIVING

ON THE SCENE

#altered my brain chemistry fr

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it's been over 2 years since i first played disco elysium and sometimes i think i'm normal about it. and then sometimes i think about

DETECTIVE

ARRIVING

ON THE SCENE

#i am not sitting on my couch crying in front of my laptop because those words occurred to me at 8:15pm on a friday #<-- me when im lying #harrier du bois my beloved #disco elysium

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#literally this show was sooooooo peak #scream queens

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#guy of all time #astarion #bg3

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The Pale Elf

#like ltierally i think about this funky guy on the daily #astarion #bg3

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I love the character of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3. He's truly the character ever because he's every single vampire trope at once but they all cancel each other out.

Like, he only drinks animal blood but not because he doesn't want to hurt people, he's just never been allowed before. He hurts people all the time, it's one of his favorite things to do. He acts drunk after drinking a bear's blood because it kicked the shit out of him first. He's 200+ years old and still lvl 1. He's foppish and high class but has been eating rats and bugs in a crypt for 200 years. He can go out in sunlight and gets sad if he's underground because he misses the sun. He lies all the time but he's a terrible liar so it's always super obvious. He's brooding but also whiny. He has no reflection but mostly is just sad about it because he misses petty vanity. He's suave but his sense of humor is essentially "man slips on banana peel" and he'd lose his mind laughing at basically any Money Python Sketch. He's so extremely, powerfully bisexual.

I'm deeply in love with him.

#he dies if he goes in running water #hes soooooo girlfriend. to ME. #bg3 #astarion

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#BEAR FUCKER BEAR FUCKER BEAR FUCKER #HES MY BESTIE HES MY WORSTIE HES MY GIRLFRIEND HES MY HUSBAND HES MY ENEMY HES MY #bg3 #astarion #ohhhh they are SO GOTY for this

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#f… #furry… #furrycon….. #it’s fucking furrycon…….. #killing myself im killing my self i’m killing