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I kill you

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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Suddenly got the urge to draw the Wenclair wolves again???

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more

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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer

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I just saw someone say AO3 is “gay teens writing gay shit” and I have no idea how to tell you that most of the writers you love so much are adults.

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moon snail 🌕

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#oh my god #screaming crying throwing up #from pinterest #idk how to tag this

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kiss?

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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i'm sorry but why the fuck does quentin tarantino look eerily similar to frankenstein

#quentin tarantino #mary shelly's frankenstein #frankenstein

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday