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ameandante · 4 years
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Me, every time people are being ridiculous
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Bringing this back because it seems like you've forgotten
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Taeyong: Do it, show me again.
Yuta: *lifts his shirt*
Taeyong: Yay. Wanna know what else you should peirce?
Yuta: What?
Taeyong: Take your pants off.
Johnny: Not at the breakfast table.
Taeyong & Yuta: Ok.
Doyoung: You listen to him but not me?
Taeyong: He's Johnny.
Doyoung: But...
Everyone: He's Johnny.
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Doyoung: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
Doyoung: “Cowards,” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.
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Doyoung: All Haechan has to do is bat his lashes and you buy him anything he wants.
Johnny: Maybe so.
Doyoung: Weak.
*later that day*
Jungwoo: Please, please. Pretty please.
Doyoung: No you already have enough toys.
Jungwoo: I wuv you.
Doyoung: That's not going to-
Jungwoo: *pouts*
*30 minutes later*
Jungwoo: *holding a giant Hello Kitty cafe playset* Look what Doyoung bought me.
Johnny: Who's weak now?
Doyoung: Shut up
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Taeyong: What do you got there Haechan?
Haechan: Oh, you know just a Mother’s Day card for the best mother in the world
Taeyong: Aw Haechan-
Haechan: [Looks Taeyong dead in the eyes as he hands the card to Suho]
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Taeil: You're grounded for... 'til college.
Jisung: For 'til college?!
Taeil: FOR 'TIL COLLEGE!
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jeno: how do people communicate with you?
renjun: well ideally, they don't
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mark: money can't buy happiness, but it can buy amazing suits
taeyong: do the suits make you happy?
mark: the suits mask my internal emotional mess
taeyong:
mark: in an incredibly stylish way
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Lucas: What's an orgasm?
Mark: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
Ten: That's oregano, bitch.
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Jaemin: Do you ever stretch too hard and then your body starts to vibrate and you get images of your true fairy self so you allow the fairies to heal your soul.
Jungwoo: Are you okay?
Jaemin: I will be.
Jungwoo: I'm going to hold you until you are.
Jaemin: That might take awhile.
Jungwoo: *holds Jaemin* And I will be here for awhile.
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Doyoung: Okay Jeno, Taeyong is making me do this but we have to have The talk.
Jeno: What talk?
Doyoung: The people making people talk.
Jeno: Okay, is it true if you kiss a girl after midnight she'll get pregnant?
Doyoung: What?
Jeno: You know when you kiss a girl under the full moon the saliva goes to her tummy and six weeks later she has a baby.
Doyoung: I love you more then anything in the world but I'm never talking about this with you again.
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Renjun: Hey Johnny can I have-
Johnny: I don't have anymore weed but give me a week.
Renjun: It's okay Chenle does. I just need money for snacks.
Johnny: Sure. Wait He does? Jaehyun Chenle has weed.
Jaehyun: Thank goodness I don't know if I can make it till we get to LA.
Renjun: I'll call him just don't let Mark smoke with you. He gets weird when he's high.
Johnny: He just tries to act high when it just makes him sleepy.
Renjun: What a poser.
Johnny: Yeah.
Mark: I'm sitting right here!
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Jaemin: Whose a pretty little kitty? Whose a pretty little kitty?
Renjun: *sighs* Meow.
Jaemin: Yes you are. My little power hungry kitty.
Renjun: *lays in Jaemin's lap and let's Jaemin pet him*
Chenle: I want attention.
Jeno: *pulls out a cat ear headband*
Chenle: *crawls into Jeno's lap* Meow.
Jisung: I wanna to move out.
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Jeno: Hey, is Renjun okay?
Haechan: I think so. How come?
Jeno: Well, I just saw him do a shot of vodka and chase it with a shot of vinegar, then get up and walk away like nothing happened.
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taeyong: what time do you want me to wake you up?
taeil: never
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