Sevfi: Sevfi failed health and safety course.
Diego: How’s that even possible?
Sevfi: One of questions was “in case of fire, what steps would you take?”
Diego: And ..?
Sevfi: “Big ones” was not answer.
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Diego: Okay I get it. You’ve had a hard time lately, you’re stressed out- Seven people died-
Lurk: Twelve actually.
Diego: Not the point.
Diego: Look they’re dead now, and really whose fault is that?
Lurk: Yours.
Diego: That’s right, no one’s.
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Rille: Not gonna lie, Im a little scared of your wyvern friend
Diego: Vinsul? She wouldn't hurt a fly.
Rille: Phew, that was reassuring
Diego: She would kill a man, however.
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Forge: Y’know, I think Lurk and Diego are finally getting along. Look at the two of them, having fun! What are you doing guys?
Diego & Lurk: eating laundry detergent ;)
Forge and Miz’ri, running towards them: WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL FUCKS
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Vinsul: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Diego: Nope. Don’t remember. Didn’t happen.
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Lurk: Our father. Who art in heaven.
Lurk: Baja be thy blast.
Forge, spitting out her drink:
Lurk, wheezing:
Forge, coughing through laughter: asshole!
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Lurk: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
Diego: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.
Lurk: THE WHO?!
Diego: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly >.>
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Matisse, near tears: Please, Vinsul, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
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Matisse: Who's in charge here?
Vinsul, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Forge: You look mentally ill.
Zeiokir: I am. Let’s go.
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Farrah: Do you take constructive criticism?
Vinsul: Not without crying
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Miz’ri: Why are you on fire?
Lurk: This is just how my day is going.
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Diego: My head hurts.
Forge: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Diego: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Forge: I don't have pupils.
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Farrah: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Vinsul: It was me...
Farrah: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Diego: that’s not what you said last time
Farrah: Different circumstances, different bitches
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Lurk: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Forge: Your life?
Lurk: I- well yes, but- Fuck you.
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Vinsul: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Farrah: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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