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and yes I did come home and have two (2) codeined and two (2) glasses of wine and yes I am feeling a little bit loopy and no I am not sorry I deserve to go a little bit loopy after that past two weeks. actually.

#i do wanna go to kmart later so i gotta chill out but like. i have time.

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i would like to say that Prince Albert is a really funny nickname for a ballplayer named Pierce Johnson and i'm mad i didn't come up with it myself

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#video #kitty #prev lmfao

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#i will clean the toilet forever

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I went to urgent care because my back/nerve pain has gotten really bad and keeping me awake at night and the doctor listened to me and gave me medicine to relax my back and pain killers so I can sleep and I have been crying for over an hour because a doctor (a man?) listened to me and helped me

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i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

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(Some of) My favourite Rachel Green looks ♡

FRIENDS (1994 - 2004)

#style

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Downstairs  - Frank Gregory , 2021.

American,b. 1962 -  

Oil on canvas , 22 x 16 in.

#art

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“an estranged relationship with pleasure” he would do numbers on here

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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

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#video #it's gonna be maaayyyyy

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems

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it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

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