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[killa-kylie]

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Wesley: I'm sorry darling. I know we don't know each other but if you need a place to get away my door is open. I get that having family who despises each other. Just keep your chin up alright?

Kylie: The only reason she hates him so much is because he's doing something that embarrasses her. He's my dad and I'm not even embarrassed. I'm happy that he's finally happy.

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Dakota: Oh I did hear about your dad's accident on the news last night. Is he alright? Maybe you should get out of the house for a little while.

Kylie: I don't know. I can't seem to reach him.

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[killa-kylie]

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Wesley: Shit. That sucks. You know what you should do? Just go out get the hell out of that house and relax. Go visit your dad if you can?

Kylie: I want to but he's been MIA since his car accident. I have no idea where he is.

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[killa-kylie]

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Kylie::my dad almost died yesterday and my mom could care less… I fucking hate her.

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[killa-kylie]

You know if you ever want long hair again, I have my extension line.

Yeah and I’m not really sure if I like it. I mean it’s going to take some getting used to though.

[killa-kylie]

Is it a bob or?

RIP my long hair…I may or may not of gotten it cut.

[killa-kylie]

Pretty sure that when he farts, it comes out in a cloud of glitter.

More than us? I beg to differ.

[killa-kylie]

Are you trying to tell me you're the one who's watching me?

Yeah, well basically you do. We both do. And it’s creepy when you think of it like that.

[killa-kylie]

#me

[killa-kylie]

@kyliejenner: ....so? You still left??? @justinbieber

@justinbieber: @kyliejenner but i'm back???

@kyliejenner: Tina you are very frustrating @justinbieber

#tweet

[killa-kylie]

@kyliejenner: you shouldn't have left me then.. @justinbieber

@justinbieber: @kyliejenner i'm back???

@kyliejenner: ....so? You still left??? @justinbieber

#tweet

[killa-kylie]

@kyliejenner: no you're not. I hate you Tina. Bye. @justinbieber

@justinbieber: @kyliejenner hate is a strong word

@kyliejenner: you shouldn't have left me then.. @justinbieber

#tweet

[killa-kylie]

At least you understand, Harry. How've you been?

Jesus Christ. I know. Just because my dad is changing his appearance doesn’t mean he’s turning into a woman. He’s in the middd of his mid-life crisis. Let the man live.

[killa-kylie]

I literally feel like I always have someone watching me.

  I feel like they sit at desks and twiddle their thumbs just waiting for someone to fuck up.

[killa-kylie]

It's true..

They’re just jealous of my awesome tits.

[killa-kylie]

I don't know... He's pretty fabulous...

I bet it was Perez Hilton. He just wants to be a girl so damn bad..

[killa-kylie]

@kyliejenner: @justinbieber look who was resurrected from the dead.

@justinbieber: @kyliejenner who??? jk hi i'm hilarious

@kyliejenner: no you're not. I hate you Tina. Bye. @justinbieber

#tweet