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Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

#you know who you are

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#>:(

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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Wait a minute... These pink striped thigh high socks aren't helping me to get better at coding! They're making me horny!

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fellas, if your gf:

Toons

Games

Characters

Downloads

Store

Email

that's not your gf, that's the homestar runner main page

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#i've done some of these unironically

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the real forbidden snack

#THE FORBIDDEN CANDY #MUNCH. CRUNCH

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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im watching my roommate play deltarune

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#JUST LIKE ME FR

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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meowowmememeowme meowowmeowowowow meowowmeowowowow meowowowmemememe

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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

#a bit oneway but #you know who you are