tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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every day i wake up with no connor roy x (male) reader fanfic i lose 8+ years of my lifespan
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gregor samsa is my fursona
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I absolve you of your sins
YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN
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im back but only to read fanfics
peace y’all, deleting tumblr since it’s fuelling my splits and self destructive behaviour 🐶🔫
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peace y’all, deleting tumblr since it’s fuelling my splits and self destructive behaviour 🐶🔫
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"ahaha i need a crazy bpd girlfriend" i just KNOW you wouldn't survive a single fucking episode
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*covered in blood* do you still want me babe?
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I’m fine
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sorry for being a lovestruck faggot I promise it will happen again
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funny when people who preach about being sincere and unapologetic and talk a lot about kindness also tell people to kill themselves for being “cringe”
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