kiwipyon

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"The Reason Why Raeliana Ended Up at the Duke's Mansion" in a nutshell 😂

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Okayy imma be dead again for a year or so.

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ORV x MDZS

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𝗔𝗹𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘂 : We're going out in public. I expect you to be on your best behavior.

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗲: Yeah kids, listen to uncle Alberu.

𝗔𝗹𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘂 : I was talking to you.

#tcf incorrect quotes #tcf alberu #alberu crossman #cale henituse #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family

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White Star: [tripped by himself]

White Star: Fucking Cale Henituse

#tcf incorrect quotes #white radish #tcf white star #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family

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Cage: *sneezes*

Taylor, from his room: Bless you

Cage, visibly confused: GoD?

#tcf incorrect quotes #tcf Taylor #tcf cage #tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family

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𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗲: So Clopeh sneezed earlier and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you”.

𝗖𝗵𝗼𝗶 𝗛𝗮𝗻 : How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?

#tcf incorrect quotes #cale henituse #tcf clopeh #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family

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(Kim Rok Soo at a restaurant)

KRS: yeah, I'll probably die alone

Staff: no sir, I asked if you'll be dining alone..

#TCF incorrect quotes #tcf humor #tcf #trash of the Count's Family #Lcf #lout of the count’s family

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Choi han *points to spider while on top of a table*: Cale-nim there's a spider please kill it-

Cale: Wait why do you need me to kill it?

Choi han *small voice*: ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢᵖⁱᵈᵉʳˢ

Cale *amused*: Hah- okay. *Smacks the spider on the floor*

Spider: *Gives birth*

Spider: 'run my children'

Cale & Choi han: ....

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Cale *eating cake on a chair watching the house burn*: it was the only option.

Choi han *completely agrees*: Mhm.

Raon:...

Raon: Human, we left you two alone for an hour-

#tcf incorrect quotes #tcf humor #cale henituse #choi han #raon miru #lcf #tcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family

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[skipping stones on a lake]

Priest Jack, smiling: 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨.

Hannah, whispering: 𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘢𝘬𝘦.

#TCF incorrect quotes #Tcf #Lcf #trash of the Count's Family #lout of the count’s family #Hannah #priest Jack

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𝗔𝗹𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘂 𝗽𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Oh God, please, give me an angel, the nicest one you have, please. An angel that will bless my sleep, an angel that will kiss my forehead when I'm sleeping—

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗲, 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺: sUP HYUNG-NIM!

I'M UP FOR ANOTHER SHITSHOW!!

#tcf humor #tcf incorrect quotes #lcf alver #lcf cale #lcf #trash of the count's family

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Kiyoung: My body is a Temple. Yours, a nightclub.

Cale: Temples are open to everyone. Nightclubs have restricted access.

Nice try tho.

#Cale got shades #Roasted Kiyoung #tcf humor #Tcf incorrect quotes #regressor instruction manual #cale henituse

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Doodling my OCs.

Kiwi, Vin and Eve.

#my ocs #oc art

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"Oh, you're approaching me?"

This was an old art inspired by a Twink-off poll on Tweeter.

#Lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #tcf humor #alcale #tcf crack

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Cale, talking to his kids: alright, let's go over this one more time, if something breaks? On: we try to fix it before Ron gets home Cale: if it doesn't work? Hong: we blame the dragons so that Ron won't be as mad Raon: because were great and mighty!! Cale: we're ready.

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Alberu: my future dongsaeng must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Cale: comes in, drop news bomb, steals the cookie jar, runs out smirking like a maniac Alberu: Alberu: that one. I want that one.

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CH83 OF THE WEBTOON— I WISH THEY HUGGED 😭😭😭