It's so sad that Chell and Gordon will never meet because they would literally be bestest buds. Incredibly violent woman forced by circumstances to be intelligent + Incredibly intelligent man forced by circumstances to be violent. And neither of them talk.
They would trade arsenals and Gordon would be overjoyed that he has a gun that shoots portals (awesome) instead of bullets (lame but necessary) and Chell would be overjoyed that she gets guns that shoot bullets (awesome) instead of portals (lame but necessary)
Convinced if Maomao ever does end up birthing a child that she will not even realize the baby has been born until she hears it crying. The physician will probably be like ‘Congrats!’ And Maomao will lift her head up, look down, and eye the baby.
‘Hm? It’s over?’
While Jinshi will be looking at her from the other side of the room with the same expression he wore when he found out about Lihaku and Maomao’s excursion to the pleasure district.
I was on a Discord call with my buddy, and I said “BRB” and then I woke up. Words cannot describe the feeling I got when I realized what just happened.
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