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I haven't posted or gushed about anyone in a while but please know that internally, I am lovingly rotating them in my brain at all times

#sometimes i rattle the box a little bit (a lot) but it's out of fondness #knight's ramblings

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selfshippers we need to be making more 'marysue' selfinserts. im talking crazy powers im talking loud designs im talking having at least 8 canon characters in love with them. im talking crazy backstory im talking canon-breaking storylines im talking earth shattering plot twist catalysts. like. seriously who is going to stop you the f/o police? yeah ok bud try me ill make them one of my unrequited lovers too.

pr*ship c*mship etc dni.

#mezz and I are p much rewriting genshin impact with our s/is we've got it all #there are many powers. many love interests #we each have a couple ocs that continue to alter things #it's fucking fantastic and if i ever got the motivation to actually write all of this it'd be over for all y'all

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Reblog this to support the selfship(s) of the person you reblogged it from!

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Might have to add a couple spider-adjacent beings to the F/O list

Which is funny bc in real life spiders still kinda spook me sometimes

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INCEST/PEDO & RPF SHIPPERS DNI

bonus: are you aspec?

#aspec but i collect f/os so often #like. with 90% of the media i get super invested in

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Ykw quick shout-out to selfshippers who for any reason dislike the popular ships in whatever fandom their f/o is from. Shout-out to everyone who has to block a bunch of ship tags or who can't go into their f/o's tag without seeing some kind of ship art they dislike or feel uncomfortable with.

Your discomfort is fully valid and you know your f/os best! They adore you, no matter what the fandom says, even if there's a lot of people who say otherwise or ship them with other characters, I promise.

pro.shippers this doesn't apply to you, get out

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Somebody: Ugh, self shipping is so cringe

Me:

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“you get no bitches” WRONG I have 121 fictional characters that love me very much

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random AU that I can’t stop thinking about for some reason: you move into a house/apartment that’s haunted by your f/o (who is a ghost)

#yeeeaaaaaaahhhh!!!

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My brain is full of bastards, send help

#they aren't even paying rent they just out here

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selfshippers, reblog and put in the tags who your very first unofficial f/o / fictional crush was.

i’ll go first. mine was pre-shippuden sasuke uchiha 😅

#I had such a crush on Shadow the hedgehog as a kid lmao #cringe is dead so I say this with all the affection i can muster #but when I tell you i wrote some of the cringiest fics i mean it

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There are F/Os that give me cuteness aggression and F/Os that give me just. Straight up aggression.

Do I love you? Yes. And I'm mad about it. I am going to hit you in the face with my mouth

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THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

A warning going out to all selfshippers!

Do not imagine your f/o squishing and squeezing you! Do not imagine that they are holding tight onto you if not clinging, chuckling in amusement! Do not imagine them smiling at you while they are doing so! Do not imagine them humming either! And do not, and I mean absolutely do not, imagine them snuggling with you right then and there!

The symptoms are as follows:

Feeling comfort

The urge to snuggle back

Feeling giddy

And just being overjoyed that your f/o is near you

If you have any of those symptoms stop imagining your f/o squeezing you immediately! Or you might be too far gone and unable to picture them clinging onto you for the entire day!

Proship / Comship do not interact please

#oh god oh fuck it's too late for me

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please vote on the poll and reblog it, because I’ve been thinking about this a lot and need answers..

#I do! possibly aro too but idrk

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hi incoherent posting <33 but i really enjoy imagining like. a fandom for your selfship. like. what is the merch scene like. do you two have marketable plushies. do they have a matching acessory. do you have magnets in the hand that stick you together. do you come as a set. do they put you two together in promotional material. is there official art of you two together for valentines day. do you understand do you see my vision

#the plushies do come separately but the consensus is Do Not Separate Them