Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.
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You don't understand he makes her horny in her heart.
rogue player ooc about her werewolf boyfriend
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thug life? more like hug life. come here
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Bards are just mages who don’t shut up.
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Cute music terms to name your children:
Viola
Harmony
Melody
Cadence
Carol
Hymn
Celeste
Clef
Agitato
Oboe Player
F Sharp
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Barbaro
Plagal
Smorzando
ii♭ 6-4
Canon in inversion and augmentation
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The sexiest thing about me?
Everything hurts my feelings
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Bard: okay… So this may be a bad idea….
DM: …Go on…
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dnd item: an enchanted hot tub that compels its occupants to confront each other over any grievance they have been holding onto
it’s called a j’accusi
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“wait i think i closed my eyes...”
“oh here i can fix that”
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Stop being mean to me I’ve got eyes and I’m not afraid to cry
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