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Thank you so much for the updated demo! I keep replaying it trying to get Jamie to ask me for his phone number. No matter what I do I attract Elio (which isn't the worst problem to have haha).

Dhdhdhehrrh so funny thing! Jamie will never ask for your number! Same thing with Percy! We just thought it’s ooc for either of them to do so. Buuuuut we did give them additional lines at the end if they’re the one you had higher points with so hope you enjoy that small private convo with them!

#god bless elio #extroverted king

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One of the best writing advice I have gotten in all the months I have been writing is "if you can't go anywhere from a sentence, the problem isn't in you, it's in the last sentence." and I'm mad because it works so well and barely anyone talks about it. If you're stuck at a line, go back. Backspace those last two lines and write it from another angle or take it to some other route. You're stuck because you thought up to that exact sentence and nothing after that. Well, delete that sentence, make your brain think because the dead end is gone. It has worked wonders for me for so long it's unreal

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Gen x is celebrating the same way we did when the queen died

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Animorphs really has a way to turn every scifi trope on its head. "Why do alien invasions always start in America?" Actually the body snatchers first landed in a Middle Eastern farming community where they kidnapped the first guy they saw, read his mind, and concluded that, since he was terrified of the US soldiers who had brutally destroyed everything he knew and loved, the US would be the ideal place to center their invasion. This is revealed in the spin-off "Visser" which is an excellent stand-alone book that can be read without any prior knowledge of Animorphs. And you can read it for free and with the author's blessing right here:

https://files.animorphsfanforum.com/ebooks/pdf/Visser.pdf

#animorphs #books

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Bunny council? No, RAT COUNCIL 🐀🧀

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my older relatives on facebook when they find out i think poor ppl shouldnt starve

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snail collection. which one’s your fav? 🐌

#snails

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live blogging your breakdown on tumblr then rb a random post

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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have realized that while i am not a fan necessarily of "people meet and immediately fall in love" i am a fan of "people meet and are immediately obsessed with each other." the love can come later but the absolute fixation should be immediate

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Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

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misogyny on the internet is kinda freeing in how you can realize how pathetic it all is without the threat of violence. it's so fragile and needy and just a tantrum. like you're just pathetic little bitch boy.

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windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today

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Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?