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sure, you may have booped your mutuals, but watch what happens when I boop this big ominous red button here! *a single bacterium on a petri dish is hit by a laser, which has no effect on it, before undergoing mitosis in a completely unremarkable way*

as you can see, my new cloning device works perfectly

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Since y'all mad scientists like the other mad science userbox so much.

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okay yes i violated lab safety protocol i get that but did i at least look cute while doing it???

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fascinating. I appreciate your co-operation in reporting back with the results. would you care for juice reward as thanks, perhaps?

The background color of your blog is SO PRETTY. Also, I want to eat it.

why thank you! please do let me know how it tastes if you ever manage to get a bite

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The background color of your blog is SO PRETTY. Also, I want to eat it.

why thank you! please do let me know how it tastes if you ever manage to get a bite

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Sparkly Bubbly Coloured Liquids in Conical Flasks Volume 2 - Bicoloured Variants

I really don't understand how the Difference tool works on an intuitive level, but it makes fun things happen.

As with all icon recolor sets, feel free to use for whatevers. These ones aren’t transparents, though.

Link to Volume 1 is here

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Sparkly Bubbly Coloured Liquids in Conical Flasks Volume 1

I was thinking of potions when I set out to do this, but I suppose the triangle is more chemist-ish. Although, to be fair, there's not much difference between the two.

I'll upload them to the cloud later, in case Tumblr chews the quality up.

As with all icon recolor sets, feel free to use for whatevers. These ones aren't transparents, though.

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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

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Mad Scientist Convention 

Mad Scientist: So, how did all of you go mad?

Mad Psychologist: If you stare into the abyss (Freud) too long, it stares back!

Mad Quantum Physicist: I have witnessed cosmic horrors beyond human comprehension!

Mad Astronomer: GLIMPSED THE INSIGNIFICANCE AND FRAGILITY OF OUR PLACE IN THE INFINITE COSMOS!!!

Mad Chemist: Too much heavy metal poisoning. Happy unbirthday, by the way!

Mad Geologist: Yeah, me too. Shouldn’t have licked all those rocks. Tasty, though

Mad Physician: This one time I didn't sleep for nine days straight because this one guy “fell” on a firework and blew up his butt and went to a chiropractor first who somehow made it worse. I just lost all faith in humanity after that.

Mad Computer Scientist: I forgot ONE semicolon! Isn't that right Dr. Rubber Ducky?

Mad Rubber Ducky: 

Mad Computer Scientist: Wilson? WILSON!?

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*sneaks into your lab with seam rippers to take apart your carefully reassembled abomination without you noticing before you can reanimate it*

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please please please come to my party. i promise i won’t vivisect you again

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just because i took a gentle scalpel to your quiet, still chest doesn’t mean i don’t love you. no, it’s quite the opposite. it’s the opposite when i saw through the bones, push your muscles aside, and pluck that gorgeous heart of yours from your chest, fully with the intention of preserving it as best i can, and decorating an ornate jar for it on my lab bench. you’ll stay right here with me, won’t you, my dear?

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who else here freaky and abnormal about cutting a man open and checking out his entire chest cavity. take out his lung and show it to him while he slowly suffocates. i mean what who said that ^_^

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did you know that the official radiation trefoil is supposed to be magenta, by the way

it's supposed to be specifically different from any other warning symbol. the yellow and black of many modern trefoils is dangerous because it's the same set of colors as a lot of other warning symbols!

#sciencecore #eyestrain

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Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?

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💀dr.undead follow

Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!

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Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point

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Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.

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Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?

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Hospital.

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Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!

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Good one boss!

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Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.

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ok fine maybe i DID come back wrong. what are you going to do about it. kill me? put me back in the ground? after all this effort? all this pain and suffering only to find out bringing me back wasn't worth it after all? you worked so hard. are you going to waste all of that just because im not what you wanted? just because i belong only to myself? are you going to let me pick out my own coffin