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An absolute galaxy brain take on Gaston from Beauty and the Beast in my trivia memes group

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         “Hey, kiss me if I’m wrong? But, is it spelled ‘B-e-e-s-t’???”

#open rp #ic #//Did he deliberately scheme this so he could get free kisses? #//Or just so he can have a little thing to comfort himself if he got it wrong after trying so hard to memorize the spelling? #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #//Either way; he's trying his very best

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#//His queen 💙

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

#//Actual footage of Gil #;video #//This is how he gets ALL the boys

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huntrcssheir·:

      “Whatever you say.” Colette herself wasn’t too fond of them, but as long as they treated her brother okay then she’d tolerate them. “We can do that! I was thinking we steal some lunch, find something to destroy. I’ve had my eye on a few places I wanted to spray paint over.”

         Whatever you say wasn’t too satisfactory an answer, but hey, at least it sounded better than her former statement. He’ll take it. “Lunch and wrecking. Sounds pretty solid!” It’s been awhile since he’s really gone to town with his strength, so with this, he’s definitely eager. “Oh–hey, can we make a quick stop at the spot over there? If we’re spraypainting, I’ll have you know I found some NICE new colors! They're even almost full! I hid them there!”

#huntrcssheir #ic

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       “First of all, they’re not lame. They’re super COOL." He’ll stubbornly correct her on that anytime. However, he didn’t lose the excitement he had, because, “Second, I’m in! Are we gonna raid somewhere?”

     “Gil! Come’ere! I’m ditching classes today, you wanna come with or did your lame pirate friends need you?” She asks in a teasing tone, a hand on her hip.

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#huntrcssheir #ic

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          “I think weirdest thing I learned since coming to Auradon is...guys can do baking? I can have a CAREER in BAKING and live out my dream of being a BAKER? A grade-A PASTRY CHEF??? Like, that’s so freakin’ cool, man–”

#open rp #ic

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The townsfolk might have liked Belle from Beauty and the Beast more if she hadn’t constantly danced around town singing about how boring they all were

#//Actual Gil quote

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Peeks head in

         “Hey, uh...say somebody got his hand stuck in a jar, ya know how to get it out?”

#//Hiiii #open rp #ic #//long time; eh?

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GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…

This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?

But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:

Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!

Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.

Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.

Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.

#long post for ts

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gil and uma 

#//His Queen #//The Queen of his heart #//The most important lady in his life #.tbt.

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just happy to help his captain 

#//He wiuld gladly carry her aeound like this everywhere if she’d let him

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please unmute this

#//what goes on in Gil's head #;video

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Gil has a lot of questions

#//ASDFS #//This is so freakin' cute

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Same energy

#//CAM LOOK #d3 spoilers

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        You ever think that Gil got so focused on Jay bc he wasn’t used to being first priority or having so much attention on him and not being scolded by the little moments he says something 'stupid’?

#jaygil #d3 spoilers #//I'm genuinely wondering #;mun has spoken #//And also wondering if maybe he was smart enough to try and see if he could get Harry's attention back #by using Jay then; then accidentally might have caught feelings towards the thief for real #//Like how I hc'd why he'd refer to Uma as 'Shrimpy' for attention awhile back #//He loves Uma; but he could be thinking that now that she's back; she'll be Harry's priority all over again #//And he got used to being it while she went off and explored #//I'm still not over him telling Uma she 'left them' #//In spite of how LOYAL he is to Uma (and Harry too) #//Gil's got abandonment issues?

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About the Berry Bush Scene

Okay, I know everyone’s here for Gil x Jay these days, and I see and respect you all, but I’m gonna take a moment to Go Off about the Gil x Harry in the Berry Bush scene

(warning: this might get long)

Because I can definitely see it as a case of mildly jealous/possessive Harry. Harry is, after all, not used to having to share Gil’s attention with anyone but Uma, especially since Uma left and it had just been the two of them (and their crew Of Course, but I don’t think it can be argued that any of them (sans obviously Uma) are closer to Harry or Gil than they are to each other). But now Gil’s complimenting Jay and talking with him in that rambly way he does.

And at first Harry doesn’t care, Gil can do what he wants, they’re on a mission.

But by the time Jay’s mentioning tourney, Harry can’t hold back a snarky remark, both as a remnant of their general rivalry- Harry can never hold back a teasing jab- and a bit as a ploy to get Gil’s attention back. A sort of ‘Gil this prick plays tourney, he’s not worth your time.’ And you can see he’s looking for Gil’s reaction in the next shot, he’s looking right at him with this big smile

but Gil goes back to talking to Jay pretty much instantly, and you can see the smile wipe off Harry’s face.

Then they’re going off about various places they’d have fun going to, and by the time it gets to Jay admitting that he’d love to go see penguins, implying he’d love to go see penguins with Gil, Harry has had enough, and he tells them so with his “You guys are Killing Me!” before going over, looking right at Gil at first

and making a show of himself eating the berry off his Hook. And may I just point out how Gil is positively transfixed by this? As soon as Harry’s standing next to him, Gil’s watching his movements. And you can see all through the scene that Gil tends to talk with his mouth full, something we’ve known since last movie, but for a moment as Harry bites the berry, Gil just stops and freezes and Stares

and Harry gives Jay that Passive-Aggressive smile

before changing the topic entirely and practically Sulking away

tl;dr - Harry definitely felt threatened by Jay in this scene, whether he would admit it or not, and was trying to get Gil’s attention back to him but without being blatant about it. But it’s okay, cuz Gil bonding with Jay can’t erase the relationship Harry and Gil (and Uma) have. Gil still thinks the sun shines out your ass, Harry, it’s gonna be okay.