“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.
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Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding
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You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.
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ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.
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what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself
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“Where are you going, Laura?”
“Nowhere, fast. And you’re not coming”
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
David Lynch
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I feel for Ronette Pulaski. Laura is the eternally beautiful dead girl, frozen in that picture frame forever. Laura is a lynchpin and a catalyst and the “once upon a time…” of our story. but there’s no love for the girl that survives. she’s nobody’s sweetheart. she’s a game piece, a plot device, a clue and nothing more. nobody weeps for the girl on the bridge in her torn-up dress.
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Thinking about the wild macaques we saw in Kyoto last fall✨🍃🤎
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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor
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Pray for everyone in rafah there's heavy bombing right now there. I can't sleep thinking of my family 😭
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my mundane superpower is being able to name the movie or celebrity you've been trying to remember the name of for years, and i acquired it by being very normal about movies and television
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Sarah Barber, Vinegar
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