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Person A: Yes, I'm a caring a person. And without B, I would just keep giving and giving and giving. I'm like a big runaway charity truck and B is my off-ramp full of safety gravel.

Person B:

A: They know how to say no. They can always put themselves first. They certainly can turn their back on someone suffering.

B, looking offended:

B: No, really, keep going.

A: They-

B, looking at A: Don't keep going!

#A is Leo #B is Jerremyah #Leo and Jerremyah #Leo #Jerremyah #Source: Modern Family

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A: You were mugged? Why would you keep this from me?

C: Because they're injured.

B: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

A: I'm sorry, you were STABBED?

B: Lightly stabbed.

#A is Rita #C is Shari #B is Leonides #Based on that drabble I wrote where Rita is dealing with Leonides' injuries after a fight #and he says Shari already got the stake out #and Rita gets made at him for not telling her he got stabbed with a stake #and he reminds her that he was only hit in the ankle not the heart #I think it was the 'a star is born' prompt #Where Leonides is getting more well known in the supernatural world #Rita #Shari #Leonides #Rita and Leonides #Leonides and Rita #Leonides and Shari #Shari and Leonides #Leonita #Source: B99 #Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine

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A: B... Is a friend.

C: See, it wasn't that hard to say something nice about them-

C: Oh, you're vomiting now.

#A is Leo #B is Lisbet #C is Audrey #When Leo desribed Lisbet to Audrey as his 'favorite aunt' #Leo #Lisbet #Audrey #Leo and Lisbet

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A: B, I was wondering if we could have a little chat.

B: You want me to go home.

A: No. No, it’s the opposite of that.

B: I want you to go home?

#A is the whole clan #B is Jerremyah #When they asked him to join the clan #Jerremyah

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A: That’s why we needed to get an expert.

B: Oh really? Who did you get?

A, staring: …

B: Oh! Right, that’s me.. yes.

#A is Lisbet #B is Leo #When Lisbet tells Jerremyah that Leo is 'a master of self control' #and he basically does a spit take #Lisbet #Leo #Jerremyah #Leo and Lisbet #Leo Lisbet and Jerremyah

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Person A- Hey, -insert stupid nickname that they call them 24/7-..

Person B, likes the nickname but acts like they hate it- Ugh, what?

-Later-

A- Hey, -B's actually name-..

B, shooting and angry look- What the FVCK did you just call me?

#A is Leo #B is Elaine #He calls her Damsel 99% of the time #so when she hears Elaine shes shocked #And the one time he calls her Ghislaine she's begrudgingly like #I'll allow it but only because its you #Leo #Elaine #Ghislaine #Damsel #Leo and Elaine #Leo and Ghislaine #Leo and Damsel #Blue and Damsel

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B: Look, if you can’t accept me for who I am, then I don’t need this. [motions towards A & C vaguely]

C, turning to leave: Okay, great.

B: No, no, no I need to be included so badly. I’ll do whatever you say. I literally have zero pride.

C: And that’s what I like to hear.

A, sighing: Oh, B.

#B is Jerremyah #C is Leo #A is Lisbet #Leo Lisbet and Jerremyah #Leo #Lisbet #Jerremyah #Leo and Lisbet #Leo and Jerremyah #Lisbet and Jerremyah

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A: B, what have I told u you about staying out past your curfew?

B: I need to do it more often.

A: Exactly.

#A is Lisbet #B is Leo #Lisbet and Leo #Leo and Lisbet #Leo #Lisbet

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Today's very specific trope I'm thinking about is when a dude character is trying to hype his bestie up to talk to a girl he likes and it gets a little gay like "bro Of Course she'll like you. You're so handsome bro And you're funny. How could she not. You light up the room bro" like yeah ok thanks man

#Leo and Remus #Remus and Leo #Leo and Remus and Elaine #Remus and Elaine #Leo and Elaine #Leo Remus and Elaine #Remus Leo and Elaine

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i know that it has some bad implications but when evil mirror versions of characters are hotter and sluttier than their original counterparts to show that they have no morals and are not to be trusted it's always kind of funny to me. like. what would you even do if you met your alternate self and they obviously get more pussy than you. how are you supposed to act about that.

#Leo and Leonides #Leo #Leonides

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t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

#Jerremyah

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Leo and Lisbet but girl problems because she roasts him all the time about Elaine.

Tim: I’m having boy problems.

Jason: Like “his body won’t fit in my car” problems or “I like him” problems?

Tim: “I like him” problems

Jason: Damn that’s too bad I could have actually helped with the other one.

#Leo and Lisbet #Leo #Lisbet #Leo and Elaine #Elaine

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Lisbet and Leo, talking about her husband, Jerremyah

#Lisbet #Leo #Jerremyah #Lisbet and Jerremyah #Leo and Lisbet

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Person C: what did you do when faced with real danger?

Person A: *grabbing person B’s hand* I married it

#Leo #Lisbet #Jerremyah #Lisbet and Jerremyah #Leo Lisbet and Jerremyah #Leo and Lisbet #Leo and Jerremyah

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Dahrya: Who the hell are you?

Leo: I'm Leo. I'm a half-vampire

Dahrya: I'm Dahrya. I have fangs.

A: Who the hell are you?

B: I'm B. I'm an analyst.

A: I'm A. I have a knife.

#Incorrect Quote #A is Dahrya #B is Leo #Source: Umbrella Academy

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Incorrect Quote

Jo, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket. Jerremyah: .... Jo: *lip smack*

Generator

#Incorrect Quote #Jo #Jerremyah

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C: Wait, what just happened?

A: I don’t know. I think B’s not used to feeling emotions. Maybe it was too much for them.

B, far away: Shut up!

#incorrect quotes #Source: Modern Family #C is Jerremyah #A is Lisbet #B is Leo #Jerremyah #Lisbet #Leo