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Lance: [internally] Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.

Lance: [aloud] Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with!

Nyma: [laughs] That’s really funny.

Lance: …

Lance: [internally] Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.

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didnt lauren and joaquim say they were surprised by klance and its popularity in that one interview?? how did they push for it since the beginning??

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Im having an epiphany oh my gods I just had a realization and it took me two fucking years to get here but I finally did. 2016 dreamworks Voltron and fandom Voltron are two completely different shows. they literally are two completely different shows that started diverging after season 1 and that’s why we’re consistantly being disappointed with what dw does

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am i having a stroke??? does one of these characters not look like a fucking child???

r yall ok???

#anti posts

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now that im thinkin about it we really have been wrong this whole time this is what yall meant when you say "what if people were critical about my gym partners a monkey" lmaao this show was never gonna be complex like atla or even lok its a big robot show and im boo boo the fool for taking it seriously for 2 years

so i just finished season 7 against my will thanks paige @smolgay-bean and??? @ all of yall saying this season was good outside of adam wym???

i wus half paying attention half laughin my ass off during the last 3 episodes like really??? 3 damn voltrons?????

one of which is implausibly too fucking big to do anything?? keith says “give it all we got” 3 seperate times in one episode??? voltron full on Dies like 3 times and comes back???? an altean was eva piloting the thing chromr voltron the whole time??? what the fuck

#they tricked me into caring #with their. good animation and brown characters #kaksjdjdj i was a fool imagine a show with art like atla but written like paw patrol #anyway im sleepin on this show gnight

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so i just finished season 7 against my will thanks paige @smolgay-bean and??? @ all of yall saying this season was good outside of adam wym???

i wus half paying attention half laughin my ass off during the last 3 episodes like really??? 3 damn voltrons?????

one of which is implausibly too fucking big to do anything?? keith says "give it all we got" 3 seperate times in one episode??? voltron full on Dies like 3 times and comes back???? an altean was eva piloting the thing chromr voltron the whole time??? what the fuck

#ajsjsjsjdjdj #that was so laughably ridiculous imagine people compare this to atla #anyway if u like big robots and are 12 this was for you ig #come on girls

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me: hello

someone with “anti-anti” in their bio: keith voltron was gay coded

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what about a show receiving completely justified criticism makes yall think you’re some fandom godsend angels for praising showrunners and kissing their assess for brownie points like

theres a difference between harassing a showrunner, criticizing their choices and defending them blindly 

#please get over yourselves youre not special #especially since. none of yall make sense #they didnt try very hard to do shit #they didnt push shit #they wanted brownie points for having a gay character #and used it to milk views then killed them off in the next season #they may not have had evviill intentions of some shit but theyre not #spottless people who did no wrong akladeferf

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"stop pretending that you care about lgbt rep" they say

"also who cares if shiro was tortured this whole show and his lover died" they say

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im already so annoyed bc i can practically hear the self proclaimed fandom saints and outsiders saying that we’re overreacting about this season and that it was actually really good and we’re just upset bc keith and lance didnt kiss like

bitch i pioneered pessimism i came into this with No Expectations for klance and i was still Disappointed

#ajskadkj #very hard my ass kjsda #werent they gonna be roommates werent they gonna kill shiro

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Things that Voltron could have and should have expanded on but never did:

Lance’s problems with his own self worth

Lance having an Altean broadsword

Shiro’s terminal illness

Lance’s death

Keith’s almost death

Hunk’s fucking family and how they were seperated and he was unable to see them

ADAM. FUCKING. EXISTING.

Male and female friendships without any romance involved

feel free to add more because there’s plenty!!

#the galra generals backstories #development for. any of their villians like #how tf did they find sendak? why is he such a bitch? #the whole not all galra are bad thing followed by #consistently bad galra only with only the bom as the normal ones #lances family having depth outside of being lances family #shiros fucking terminal illness outside of being a reason to kill him in the end #adams reaction/life after shiro left and being presumed dead #character development in general??? not just angst scenes and crying but #genuine character learns their lesson and changes like wow

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yall can still like this show after this season

yall can like this season but if you reduce all of its backlash to "fandom overreacts bc het ships become canon and klance kiss doesnt" one more time istg

#i hate yall ajjdjdjdnndjd #voltron #vld spoilers

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The truth actually hurts

#mmhmm

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Ok full fucking offense but why did the Voltron crew dig up its own grave like this

All they had to was shut up. Shut up and not say anything. They could’ve gotten off easier.

But no. They had to say there was gonna be rep, they had to promise its fans that there was gonna be development, they had to propel off the hype of other series who worked thrice as hard to get their rep approved, and what was the result? Everybody being angry with them and threatening to quit the show.

All they had to do was shut. the fuck. up.

#i keep saying this but if the crew shut up #didnt do klance interviews didnt suck their own dick at panels #there would not be this many problems ajxjxjd #negative

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ok here’s the truth: voltron sucks. It isnt good. deep down we all know this.