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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

#no threats actually fucking bullshit

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Okay listen I have another disability related thing that’s important!!

If you have any disabilities linked to tooth decay/erosion, through direct cause or secondary symptom, it is vital that you get one or both of the following items: Sensodyne toothpaste and enamel repair mouthwash

This includes health conditions such as acid reflux, diabetes, thyroid conditions, fibromyalgia, chronic pain & mental illnesses such as depression that create poor hygiene routines, sensory issue disorders like autism and ADHD, and any health condition that causes frequent vomiting / increased stomach acid, including eating disorders and migraines.

All of these disabilities will erode the enamel of your teeth, not only opening you up to cavities but making it very easy to chip your teeth from such simple things as biting the wrong way on the tines of a fork. (I’ve chipped my teeth at least 4 times this way).

The toothpaste on the left here (sensodyne pronamel) is gentle on your teeth, won’t cause painful sensations from any extreme mint flavor, and will even protect your gums if they’re sensitive from any of these conditions.

The mouthwash on the right (Crest enamel repair) will, as it says, repair your enamel — which is marvelous, because the technology to repair your enamel at all is relatively very new to society! — but it is most importantly non-alcoholic. Meaning that it works well as a once-a-day rinse without any of the burning sensations of antiseptics that typically discourage people with sensory issues from taking care of their teeth.

I know remembering to do these things every day can feel like a lot when you’re sick and exhausted, but I promise a collective three minutes out of every day is going to save you an incredible amount of pain and money in the future. If your teeth are susceptible enough to rot, you can actually die from infection. And as they say, with how little insurance actually covers dental —

Not brushing your teeth??

In THIS economy???

#important

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I’m literally always saying this

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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003 | dir. Quentin Tarantino

#she was soooo slay

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#palestine #death to America

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Kill Bill: Volume 1 2003, dir. Quentin Tarantino

#she was so slay.

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KILL BILL: VOLUME 1 2003, dir. Quentin Tarantino

#watched this yesterday #soooo fucking fun

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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

#good lord

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Argylle is over the top but I fully believe if this movie came out in 2005 it would be considered a cult classic now that everybody would say "they don't make movies like this anymore"

Like that was just so much fun and twists and insanity and people are far too obsessed with realism over just having fun insane stories

#NO FR BC IT WAS A FUN WHIMSICAL SPY MOVIE!!!! #I LOVED IT

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DUA LIPA in Argylle (2024)

#she slayed here

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my only gripe with Argylle is that there was a perfectly legitimate and justified (narratively) opportunity to make Henry Cavill and John Cena kiss passionately and nobody took it

#nah fr #I’d like to think she made them gay HAHA

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Penis comic but with 1993 Doomguy face sprites

#HEHAHEHAHAH #doom #Doomguy #doom slayer #doom 1993 #doom eternal

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#HAHAHAHA

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I want to give a bitejob. Where I make you cum by ONLY using teeth on your dick…. No lips no saliva and it takes about 4 hours and a lot of mental fortitude

#LMAO