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I saw a weird comment made on one of Anson's posts where Gen called Shelby a babe and Anson said "✂️ 🤣" and Shelby said "it never stops 🤦‍♀️ 🤣" or something like that. Also with how Gen dresses like a man or grandma half the time, doesn't really seem to like kissing Jared but instead misses, does stupid things like the shower ad for towwn, the sex supplements, dildo photos, "post sex" photo, etc. Along with other things, I'm starting to question Gen's sexuality. Is it possible she's not straight but is bi or even a closet lesbian?
I want to be careful how I say this because I don’t think that assuming sexuality based on clothing choice is fair. And I’m not sure how that shower video or flaunting supposed sex with her husband would suggest anything other than heterosexuality.
Nevertheless, her sexuality has been debated for some time in certain circles. (The Campbell Ritchie AKA “Soup” Era is long gone, but not forgotten.)
What you’re describing is someone who is trying very, very hard to cosplay a happy het marriage. Almost like there’s something in it for her…but there are some cracks showing when you look for them. And with that, you’re so close to Tinhat Territory, but I’m not sure if that’s where you want to be.
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i can't believe all the nutrition crap she supposedly drinks and none of it is her own husband's mantra brand. i would have thought she'd be all over that to promote how couply they are. lol
Well…she was promoting it back when it was shiny and new. But if you notice, Jared isn’t promoting it anymore either. And that’s because, I’m told, he and Paul sold the company in December of 2022. Mantra’s Instagram account hasn’t posted anything since 12/25/23.
That’s the way it goes when you’re rich and have money to blow on a start-up! Get in, get out, and make it someone else’s problem.
This is also why you can’t believe too much about what celebs say about the wellness products they are endorsing. Jared included. It was always about creating wealth, and less about your health. Using Jared’s face was a marketing gimmick and he mutually benefitted all the way to the bank. Jared could possibly still be a shareholder in the company, but really nobody in The Pada-house cares all that much if anyone is still purchasing Mantra products.
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This…is pretty bad, right?!
Is it me?? Should Tisch be sending her a Cease and Desist?
No wonder she’s barely talked about this podcast gig 🥴
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Belated Earth Day messages to Genevieve Padalecki since she likes to avoid the tough stuff:
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But yes, by all means disappear to your private cabin in the mountains, go rafting with your private guide, and hide from the hard truths. Keep telling everyone to spend time with nature. You’re doing great big things.
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“amazing…*laugh*…beauty…beautiful!…bounty…bountiful!…fritatas…I feel very lucky” that fancy degree from NYU coming in full swing along with that thesaurus she must have gotten from one of her many favorite bookstores in Austin.
Lol! Thank you for bringing this up. I have so many thoughts that go unposted because I’m like, “nah, that’s too much, let that one go.” And then they stay in the drafts.
But since we’re here!! 🤣
Yes, watch our gal as she struggles with the basic directions and then reminds us that she’s not on the call sheet because of any grand effort. Luck…nepotism…same difference, right?! “I feel very lucky.” …so valid.
Also of note for the Extra Petty among us: Gen was an afterthought as evidenced by everyone else being filmed on set and Gen coming atcha from her car. Can’t forget the boss’ wife! And Charlie would never. Big thanks to Charlie for filling her in on the frittata joke so she looks like she belongs.
Bonus points to the co-stars who gave up their social media passwords to Charlie for the sake of cross-posting the promo:
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Look, I don’t mean to be cynical, but if anyone knows of any other way for this “Collaborator” title to occur with simultaneous postings, please let me know. I’m just here to remind you that social media managers exist and that not everything you see is 100% genuine. Somebody’s minion could be posting terrible puns to your fav’s account because that’s his literal job.
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Sometimes a gal just needs to gaze wistfully into the distance while she airs her pu$$y out.
You know how it is.
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Waiiiit, are you sure?? 😉
(Checks recent IG reel)
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Imagine being this vain AND this careless at the same time…🤦🏻‍♀️
It’s the photoshop to make her ass look bigger for me 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Excuse me while I ramble-vent for a bit…
I know I can’t prove it to y’all, but I am a BIG believer in empowering women (intersectional feminism always, of course). But I feel like this little stunt “summit” that paid Gen to sit on a panel, can’t be it.
I haven’t heard any other details so maybe I’m prematurely disgusted, but there’s gotta be more to empowering women than teaching them the TOWWN model of co-opting language from a worthy cause in order to build a name for yourself and feel good about slutting yourself out to consumerism.
Oh, sorry…my guy Charlie reminds me that’s just called “brand partnerships” these days.
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If the panel was talking about current content creator trends, I wonder if Gen spoke about buying followers. 🤔
Because…ain’t no way.
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I fully understand, in this current hellscape of American capitalism, women wanting to create their own path and be their own bosses. And maybe it’s the phrase “content creation” that has me ruffled. Because in the attention-based economy that is social media, nobodys like Gen are literally creating narratives that are manufactured in order to manipulate others.
And it WORKS!! And there’s an actual SUMMIT (what a pretentious title lol) who will charge you to come learn their “craft.”
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Whatever this league of momfluencers is selling, it definitely can’t be empowerment through authenticity. Can it?? I mean, not when the most lucrative “brand partnerships” literally buy your messaging and have their own hand in creating your content. And if my content is being bought, how empowered am I really?? Am I really an entrepreneur or is this just shiny new packaging on the same old shit? “Girlboss,” indeed. But I suppose calling it a conference for getting rich by scamming your followers doesn’t have quite the same ring as “women supporting women.”
I don’t know, maybe this expensive summit weekend in Nashville (AKA New Austin, if you know you know) had more value than I realize. And it’s just the smarmy inclusion of Gen and Charlie that colors it poorly for me. Because truly, what measure of success got her on yet another panel? (Her wedding ring and subsequent bank account…duh 🤪)
To make myself feel better, here are some candid Gen face pics from the day:
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And a YouTube video exposing influencer lies:
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I hate it here. That’s it, that’s all.
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Not sure if you saw the latest Walker interview but here’s the highlight: Remember when Jared was ending Supernatural and even starting Walker? How he made it very clear he wanted to retire acting and focus on production?
Well after realizing he’d have to be home with Glove if he wasn’t in every scene he’s changed his tune to “I intend to do the show for 10 more years.”
Hahahaha! I haven’t seen all of the promo he did but nowhere in what I saw was there a mention of “my wife” or The Dead Wife, either.
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You can tell from her face alone she's mean as fuck. Anyone that has been mean people knows they literally have their meanness on their face.
More than that, even, it’s a lifetime of rigid perfectionism and feeling like you don’t measure up, so you compete with everyone you come across and you still end up unfulfilled because you’re always wanting more and aren’t grateful for what you have.
…and hunger. I think ole girl is hungry a lot of the time.
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Have you all seen Germ’s latest IG story ad? Why is she trying to hide the fact that it’s a paid partnership in teeny tiny print??
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Uh, girl…we’ve known for a long time that everything you say is paid for. We know in part because you can’t be bothered to come up with an original plug to save your soul. Copy/paste is kinda your thing.
Play Gen’s Snake Oil Drinking Game below…if you dare.
(Just kidding, dear god don’t actually do that)
“Daily routine” 🥃
“Been taking it for…” 🥃
“Punch” 🥃
“Really noticed a difference” 🥃
“Fantastic and great” 🥃
“I take it every morning” 🥃
RIP 🪦
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Since Gen wants to encourage you to spend a fortune to achieve a look she only achieves through filters and editing, it feels fair to bring this up:
Several weeks ago, her buddy Angela Doran shared some photos of Gen to her IG and even said she calls her “Austin’s Sweetheart” in the caption. Awww! Typically Gen doesn’t miss an opportunity to repost a tag like this in her own IG story and give big thanks. And in fact Angela has shown up many times in her story.
Gen had already used a couple of the photos in her own posts. I mean, her face was partially covered with a veggie, but that couldn’t have anything to do with it. It’s so weird that she didn’t want to talk about those photos.
Or is it?
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If you’ve been following me for a while, you may notice that Angela didn’t edit the shape of Gen’s face the way you might be used to seeing it in Gen’s content. (Hint: Always more eye and forehead, less jaw)
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And what’s going on with her eyelids?
Nothing a $100 cream can’t fix, I’m so sure.
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Why are you so awesome? Pages like yours highlighting celebrity “pick-me” bulls**t are what makes tumblr great.
And to any people disappointed in me for this comment: being disappointed in me is my parents job; get a new hobby.
Lol, well thank you! It’s my opinion that most celebs are out of touch and that stanning sets us all up for disappointment at the very least. Anyone and everyone should be able to tolerate accountability.
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Psssst…if you follow the link to the skincare routine in Germ’s IG story today, there’s actually 9 products listed out of a reported 7-Step routine, and they will run you a cool $858.98 to get started.
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Meanwhile in the land of the little people…
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Just an unfriendly reminder that Genevieve Padalecki does not care about your well-being. She cares about continuing to hoard wealth.
Is she the only offender? No…Is she the worst one? No…but is she part of a fandom I pay attention to? Yes she is. Sorry/not sorry about it. 🤸🏻‍♀️
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Who told her that she needed to replace “game-changer”??
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Can’t get over how poorly she represents this product. Go girl, give us nothing. Influence us.
Maybe if you used an adult-sized spoon instead of your look-at-me, I’m so tiny and petite, baby spoon you wouldn’t be chewing on it during your ad. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Do you all understand how sick this is?? They’re THANKING her for bringing them another place to flaunt their wealth as if she’s some sort of altruistic hero. As if she is not also being paid to do so.
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WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!
Oh yes, “finally” these vapid twits will be able to cosplay as French…I guess? Thank heavens Gen brought this bit of whimsy into their otherwise bleak existences. They were running short on flowy skirts to wear to brunch.
Dear Austin Colonizers: There is a devastating housing crisis going on around you. And because of you. You have driven the lower income folks out of Austin over the years and now brought in yet another luxury store so you can all look the same. You’ve sucked every bit of charm and cool out of Austin. Congratulations. We are all so happy for this blessing after you have suffered without for so long.
Here is an actual heroic organization hoping to improve the quality of life for the people of Austin who need it the most:
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Genevieve Padalecki would never.
Stop celebrating her mediocrity.
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