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on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there's like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn't need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone's condition and immediately get them?
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it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger
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forgive me for the violence I am about to inflict (have to get rid of the kitchen ants)
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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman
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I have a career now and it’s making these character text posts 🙏
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Lil doodle for figayda enjoyers :)
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2 AM sketch that i may or may not finish someday of that fantasy high scene that never left my mind
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.
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happy lesbian day of visibility here’s a lesbian nautilus 🦑
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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everytime i make a post about being a loser boy every transmasc ever reblogs it. come on we cant all be the loser boyfriend to a cool hot guy some of you have to be confident
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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks
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their funny little outfits….
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this youtube thumbnail makes me lose control
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