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“When I start drinking, my dick does all my thinking… One more, lads? Nightcap…? And I like their big fake titties…” “You like Oliver’s titties.” Farleigh pointed at Felix as if he was somehow accusing him of something. Felix straightened up and tried to look sober, failing miserably, and Farleigh's finger swayed over to Oliver’s chest. “Not that he has any. Sor-ree , Felix…” “He does too, and you don’t get to see them… Oh, shut up, Farleigh, you know I love this song. Stop interrupting me.” Felix leaned over to clumsily kiss Oliver’s head, then rest his cheek there with a happy sigh. “You have amazing tits, Oliver.” “So do you, Felix.” A vague thought of what was hidden beneath Felix’s shirt danced across Oliver’s mind, and he grinned dreamily as their wobbly progress began once again. “Everywhere I go, bitches always know, that Felix C has got a weenie that he loves to show…”

Felix is

Undead

Unfed

Been sleeping on

BUNK BEDS

SINCE TEN

(he is none of those things)

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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Felix looked away. His attention was caught by the thin bars of light across Oliver’s back. The faint glint on his necklace and glasses, how his hair looked black in the gloom. Felix had to squint to make out the tattoo, just the barest hint of it at this angle, but it was there… And so was Ollie's engagement ring. Christ, he couldn't imagine sharing him. He didn't want to be a twat about what other folks liked to do- hell, he wasn't exactly a puritan- but even imagining it made his chest hot with jealousy. It was bad enough knowing that Ollie had fucked other men before finding him again; now some cursed combination of the situation and knowing that Farleigh had a go at Oliver way-back when had some grim mental images in Felix's head.

The lads continue to be in A Situation.

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TINY WRLD (2020)

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Saltburn (2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Felix Catton/Oliver Quick Characters: Felix Catton, Oliver Quick Additional Tags: Porn With Plot, Ventriloquism, fucking your ventriloquist's dummy to life, butlins, implied fisting but he is a ventriloquist's dummy i cannot stress that enough Summary:

Felix is a promising amateur ventriloquist. Oliver is his puppet who wants to be a real boy. I am forcibly removed from the Butlins Head Office.

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“There. God, how many light switches does one room need?”   Oliver didn't want to see… Whatever was going to happen. Farleigh stepped into the room, slinking backwards; he'd turned the room light on and the wardrobe light off, which probably meant that he and Felix were invisible. That wasn't good, seeing as Farleigh had company. Oliver had seen him flirting with Ray earlier; he was handsome, in a sulky way. He reminded Oliver a little of Felix, but specifically Felix when he was in a strop. Classically handsome, but sullen. Farleigh was leading him, holding his hands, and Oliver barely noticed the third man until he closed the door. Thomas and Ray, no longer bickering, mostly because they both seemed distracted by Farleigh. Felix bent, his whisper hot against Oliver's ear. “The jammy git.”

The Catton Family Motto should be "Boundaries? What Boundaries?"

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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Oliver blinked at Harry's phone screen, the picture of her and Felix posing by Saltburn's gate- “Your dad always did like dressing up- if he'd had his way, every friday night would have had a different theme.” He reached out, zooming in a little. Felix was wearing heart-shaped sunglasses, the pink Barbie t-shirt Harry had apparently chosen for him leaving most of his midriff bare above black jeans. He had a leather jacket draped over his shoulders. Harry seemed to be in a bright pink cowgirl outfit. Oliver did his best to look amused- as if he'd zoomed in to confirm something funny instead of simply wanting a closer look. “Felix, are you really wearing a crop top?” Felix looked towards them, tilting his head back as far as he could to give Oliver an innocent smile. “No point in putting in all the effort to stay in shape and not show off- and it was Harry's vision. What can I say? I'm just a very fun parent, and we got a ton of free drinks out of it.”

Some more chapter art because I am unstoppable~

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Happy Fukn Saturday Mofo's

#sparkle on Wednesday and happy fukn Saturday mofo’s

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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JENNIFER COOLIDGE & JENNIFER TILLY The 14th Annual GLAAD Media Awards – Los Angeles – April 26, 2003

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