lepus-the-bun

[lepus-the-bun]

Hey ashe. It’s lepus, not going to use the main G&G account. I’m going to use mine. 

So, since you are content to hide behind my grace of not posting your shit, to sling mud and not address your own shit here. 

https://imgur.com/a/BHqXlIv

There. It’s our full logs. 

For anyone that wants to see, that’s every screenshot from the time I first contacted you, to the time I kicked you from G&G/Blitzball events. 

“Aedwen brings up past accusations as a “true” reason for removing me from collaborations and events, but nothing else to provide an accurate image.”

Hm. Goodness. I wonder if by chance, I mentioned that--- Oh wait. https://imgur.com/a/fX35zVY

I specifically called them allegations, and pointed out they could not be proven to a level I found satisfactory. 

I told you then, and I have to -keep- telling you. You were banned because we wanted nothing to do with roses following the tantrum some of your members threw in regards to a situation **YOU** AGREED ON. 

You throw claims against others, so deep and grave, but you do not give -proof-. Then, the second others present evidence that casts doubt on you, you hide behind it not being enough, claim either A: The posts you made were lies, or B: Someone hacked your account. 

You were banned on an official reason. But based on how you behaved after that, you were banned for the way you act. 

So when I say this, I want you to understand, there is not a PR face to this. Not a ‘punch a bad guy’ moment to be had.

We have literally never brought you up to other leaders. We never went after cagi. We didn’t do shit to demand others ban you. We. Do. Not. Care. About. You. Enough. To. Waste. Our. Time. 

I have had to deal with your bullshit, your verbal abuse, your trying to sneak in around bans, and going to people G&G associates with for over a year. So I want you to understand this as completely as possible.

Fuck. Off. I have given you every benefit of the doubt, every courtesy I did not need to afford, and at this point I’m done. You lurk around our blitzball events, desperate for a response for you to clip and send to your friends about how you’re a victim of us ENFORCING A BAN. 

I pray to god, that one day you get the sense to realize how unimaginably insane this is, and move on with your life. I do. I can only imagine how much happier you may be. But until such a time.  It disgusts me how you can so boldly just lie about what someone said right above you. So...

Go fuck off, you toxic, manipulative, lying little shit. 

Sincerely, Lepus. G&G Lead.

Your relationship to Gold and Glory.

I noticed your Free Company has ties to the Gold and Glory FC and their event listings. In that case, you may want to take the time to read this: https://twitter.com/CagiCajagi/status/1373119809471324163 It contains a few allegations to the FCs leaderships practice of trying to police other FCs, such as threatening to ban entire FCs from participating in their events if they do not remove members -they- find problematic, and shady practices like banning people for questioning their authority.

Hi!

I am about to say a lot to say nothing and disappoint you, preemptive apologies for not wading into this. Detailed lack of commitment below the cut.

Keep reading

#balmung #ff14 #crystal data center #ashe #Roses

[lepus-the-bun]

[Balmung] Another Aegir’s Shop & Banquet Table Emporium Wednesday June 3rd @ 8:00 - 9:30pm EST Shirogane W10, Main Apartments #64

ORNATELY COVERED BANQUET TABLES! ORNATELY COVERED BANQUET TABLES!! ORNATELY COVERED BANQUET TABLES!!!

Hi I’m Aegir Hlerson, President and CEO of Another Aegir’s Shop & Banquet Table Emproium.

Thanks to a shipping error, I am not currently overstocked on Banquet Tables

And I am passing the savings onto yoooou!

Put stuff on them! Put stuff under them! Sit on them! Lean them sideways against the wall for a super-large Dart-board! Hang them from the chandelier as a very effective light-dimmer! Use them to prop up the legs of other, larger tables!

I don’t care what you do with the tables as long as you BUY THEM.

Ţ̵̢̨̡̧̢̠̗̳̲̝̲̳͇͙͙̦̙̖̤̘̭̩̦͖̣̟̪̹̩̟̹̠̫͇͙͇̟͈̙̪͈̟͔͐̇̾̈̎̓́̔̄͂̋̃̆̈́̉̈́̋͒́̈̃͂̑̈́̔̿̐̕̚͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ͅḩ̷͓̤̥̼͚̣̜̥͙̜̠̐̅̍͐̌̀̈́͐͘͠ͅḕ̷̢̨̧̢̡̢͎̤̗̙̺͇̬̲̳̲͎̖̣̩̟̝̼̟̥̯̣̠̰̜̜̲̳̫̭̤̱͈̻̭̤̝̗̭̪̱͉̺͚̪̟͂͑͒͆̈́̅̾̊̈͑̀̂͒̓̏̅̓̑͘̚͜ͅȑ̴̡̡̼̰̪̺̝̙̝̫̻̤̬̲̲͚̪̱̱̳̣̏͌̉̍̒̈́͑͆̎̽̇̓͋̌͑̃͛̀̍̌́̄̈̔̍̽͛͐͆̿̀̀̾̑̓̈̈́͘͘͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅȩ̶̻̗̱̦̘̥̹̤̭͙̭̻͙̜̯͓̮̯͚̯̘̦̞͕̲̼̙͉̥͎̦̲̞̦̯̱̣͉̖̤̟̠͗̓̽̈̽̒̀̌̇̐̓͌̽̓͒̚̕͜͜͠ ̸̢̡̧̧̢̦͖̫̙͕̼̻͈͍̫̱̰͍̭̞̯̺̠̙̦͓̝̬̙͉̳̗̗͕͎̽̊̀͒̌̒̂̆́͊̈̾̾̌̈́̀͘͘͜͝á̴̛̼̦̓̈́̎̊͑̓̊̈́̄͐̎̄̐͋̉͋͒̂̌̀̿̅͂͗͛͆͊̀̔̑̈́̃̎͆̽͛̕r̶̢̛̞̼͈̺̻̖͇̠̬͈͓͎͙͙̩̩̺̲̰̞͕̞̍̄̓̌̏̈̍̿͑̃͋͑͛͛̊͐̈́͑͐̂̉͌͐͌͂̈́̾͐̂͊̚͝ͅę̵̢̧̨̨̢̨̢͇͍͚̰̬͖͍̲̰̘̼̳̘̲͚͚̘̬̲̲̪̖͈̤̬̫̩̤̫̹̜̻̣̞͕͎̞̮̬̞̳̻͚͎̈́͂͊̋̍͒̇͑̈̿̃̚͜ͅͅ ̷̛̛̤̺̺̤̻̤͇̳̯͇͍͍̦̬̻̣̳͐̅̓̈̆̽̈́̃̾̓̈̑̒͊̚͘ͅͅṉ̵̡̨̛̛̩͍̥̳͍̼̯̮͇̳̼̗̙̰̦͓̥̥̐̍̾̈̉͆̈́̿́͗́̃̈͐̽̔̌̅̊͌̇͆̍́͊͘͘̚͜͝͝͠ͅǫ̴̡̰͕̜̩̱̳̭̪̙̰̭̯͓͚̻̞̜͕̯͔͉̪̣̪̹̣̣̍̑͒̓̽̍̆̇͆̌̆̔͆͒̾̄̿̾̀̆̑̐̚̚͘̕̕͜͝͝ͅ ̴̧̛̛̱͉̥̘̫͙̤̗͕̞̖̩̘̰̦̱̰̙͈̞͍̇͗͂̍̆͋̍̃͛͐̿͊̈́̔͐͆̇͑̉̇̔͛́̈́̓̎̇̑͗͂͒͛̎̍͗̉͆̒̃̿̂̆̿̉͑͜͠ͅͅờ̵̡̨̧̡̛͎̠̙͖̲͙͉̱͉̼̯̖̤̩̻͎͔̬͉̪̫̜̠͓͓͇̮̩̥͙̦̪͕͙̎̈́̓̊̒̅̈́̊̌͊̇͊̇̓̎͋̀̂̏̍̓̾̆́͛̏̒̋͛͆̏͌̎͒̇́̉̈́͊̈́̊͂͌̈̐̈́͆̈́̒̽̓͘̕͝͝͝͠͝͝ţ̵̛̱̳̫̼͚͈͚͉͓͕̘͓͍͎̤̄́̄̋̃̈́̌̈́̀̿̓͛̅̌̀̋̋̇̽́̐͐͋̀̔͊̄͗́̑̀̽̎̐̄̑̈́͗͗̓́̿̑̿̓̅̈͆̃̿͘͝͠͠͠ͅh̵̡̡̨̛̛̥͔̺̖̩̝̠̖͎̝͇̳͔̻̙̺͎̤̰̖͕̠͈̞̬̼̦̲̦̖̘͓̜̞͎͔͓͍͇̫͎̟̥̹̳̹̮͇͛͆̌̀̄̃̃͒̇͛́̈́̊̉̋̃̊̀͑̓̈́̎͊̃̐̈̓́̃̏̐̉̄̓̾͑̇̀̇̆͐̉̌̏̚̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͠e̴̢̧̧̛̛̛̮͍̬̥͈̹̯͚̺͍̻̪͉̓̌̈́̈͊̏͌̒̂̌͋̃̊̉̌̂̑̒̏̀́́̃͊͒̓̍̄̊̏̄̈́́̎͊̒̊̒̈̈́̇̔̐́̏̑̿̋̕̚̕̕̕̚͜͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅr̴̨̢̨̢̢̛̹̳̳̜̲̖͓̻͉̰̰̟̮͉͉̦̪̠̦̜̰̻̹̥̖̙̹̯̞̲̙̳̬̥̪̗̹̣̗̦͖̦̲̥̳͍͈͚̝̥̹̼̮͔̞͍͐̍̇͂̂̏͒́̐̎̃͂͋̅̿̽͂͒̾̏̿̃̅̂̈́́̔̀̓͋̇̊̈̽̈́́̈́̽̆̐̐̀͛͛̿͋͐̀̐͋̑̐͒̿͑̒͗̕̚͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ͅͅ ̵̧̛̭̣̲͉͚̘̘̞̞̠͇̟̗̣͓̜̟͚̜͙̠͊̍̈̀̎̽̌̓͌͆̔̊͛̓̓̒̊̓̓͊̍͋̈́̓̉͆͊̆̈́̐͛̊̔̎͐̆͌͋̅̈́̂̚͝ţ̷̧̢̧̢̧̡̛̼̬̞̖̲̭̣͖͙̣͎͖͓̦̯̺͇̝̱͚͚̟̺̰̲̼͎̬̟̥̰̤̬͈̱͔͉͙͇̰̥̰̦̘̣͙̩͙̥͒͒̀̀̌̀̅͋̇͆͐͐̔̐͗̃̈́͗͜͜͜͝͝͠á̴̧͔̦͎̭̯̻̙͎̹͈̮͖̘̗͕̳̱͙̹͇͎̩̼͉͇͎̤͙͙̫̻̣͓͚̹̪̤͈̘͉̫̣̀̀̐͑̇̃̀̆͆́̾̀͑̈̍̈́̿̄͋́̄́̒̍̅̓͑̊̓̄̎̉̒͑̃̕͠͝ͅb̷̡̡̢̖͚̲̦͇͙̼̣͍̫̭̻̹͈̠͔̘̣̜͕̲͖̟͔̼͎͉̞̣̯̱̹͈̹͎̤̮͗͛̆̏̄͑̅̃́̽̌̍̈́̍̈́̂͋͂̄̐̆̓͗́͋̔̐́̋́́̑͒̋̔͊̔͐̿̀̑̎̈́̿́̑͘̚̚̕̕͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅḻ̸̡̡̡̜͚̭̬̣͖̯̹͎̭̲̻͇͚̉͗̀̀̑͐̓̈͌̈́̌̿̐̽̊̓͆̈̅̀͗́͂̑͗̉̈́͑͛̊͋̌̈́̊̎͛́̿̈́͋̇̌̚͘̕̚̕͝͝͝͝͝ͅȩ̶̧̢̧̨̧̰̤̫̼̩͇̤̠̫̤̟̰̮͍̫̰͈̖͖̜̬̖̙̞̱̳̖̬̱̻̟̣̞̯̭͙̦̰͖̦̥̲̱̭̘͇̪͔͆̄̓̃̉͊͛̈́͋̒̌͆͗͒͐̑̾̕͘͝͝͝͝͝ͅs̶̢̢̢̢̡̢̨̡̨̨̛͖͓̬͚͕̞̙̟͚̭͈̯̦̥̱̺͎̺͇̟̰̘̪̞̱̺͓̭̬̳̫̲͍͙̙̠̗̣̪̪̺̩͚̗̠̝̼̮͇̠̲̝̣͋̀̅́̾͛̊̅̀̒͌̒̒̓̄̌́̑̒͂͐̍̄̃̎̍̄̈́̚͠.̷̢̨̡̧̧̨̨̡̢̢̛͕͚̹͇̣̼͓̺͕̤̻̥̘̦̻̟̼͚̺̙̺̙̟̖̟͕͍͖̦͎͉͚̟̥̝̫͙̞̜̗̘̻̗̻̼̜͔͈̞̩͎̥̑̂̅͊̍̀͂͒̀̎̀̅̊̂͊͐̑̊̒̿͐̎̈̐͑̓̂̎͊̇̑̍͝ͅ ̵̢̡̧̧̬̻̖̘̼̹̱͔̗̱͉̞̻̬̮̼͇̙̩͇͈̬̹̼̪̣͈̦̞̹̱̘̠̲̫͙̳̯̲̲̦̦̳̺̱͔̲͇̣͓͇̠̟͒͑́̒̔́͒͌́̓̎̋̓̂͑̉̈́̇͊̌͊̓̓͆̆͘̚̕͜ͅͅͅJ̴̢̢̧̡̨̪̖̬̖̗̮͓̝͓̩̘͕̪̠̹̣͎͕̰̺̭͓̤̞̤̩̮͈̝̰͔̣͙̈́̀̿̎̍̽̈̂̌̈́͛̄̀̆̍̓͗͑̈͋́̋̑̐̆̋̋͗͆̋͛̀̄̌̓͑̂̓͌̂̕͘͘͘̕͝͠͝͝͝ͅu̴͇̗͍̺̜̼̬̔ș̶̨̧̩͙͚̳̪̥̭͍͙̹̱̫͉̬̺̱̗̩̜̜̝̰̠̤̖̝̪͇̻̗̗̲̠̗̦͚̘̝͚̲̦͂̉̉̾̄̅͗̾̊̓͊̉̋͆̂̀̋̇̈́̾̈́͗̈́̈́̐̏̉̓͑̔͌̊̈́̕̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅͅţ̶̨̢̢̛̫͇̥̯̙̟͙̖̬̜̙̫̗̯͍͍̗̗̠͈͈̤̰̻̹̹͇̯͉̹͙̻̠̪̘͈̜̻̝̗̮͖̙̦̒̊̽͊̊̌̈́̆̊̈́̀͑̓̂̈͑̌͛̒̏́̄́̍̑̓̾̈́͆̆̓͂̓̿̑̚̕̚͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅ ̷̟̘̲̣̱̳̘͇̳̾̎̌̈́͛̇̇̚B̶̧̼͎͓̩̠̙͔̠̗̖̩͙̻̰̬͈̗͇̻̝͈̙̙͈̘̯͉̟͕͚́̋̈́̉̑͘ã̵̢̧̡̨̛͇̝͈̪͙̠͖̬̺̹͍͚̦̙͎͙̯̬̬̜̫͙̟͊͊̽̏̃͂̆̿̀̾͆̈̃͂̋̐̀̋́̋͒̀̀͂̾͛̈̈̏͘̚͝͝n̶̢̛̛̛͙̖͚̗̬̞̬̪̏̿͛̃̍̇̀̊̎́̊̄̍͗̈̀̽̾̅̈̃́̃̋̇́̀͌̍̋͐̉̊͘̕͝͝͝͝͝q̶̧̢̨̨̢̧̛̛̝̪͍̘̫̼͓̱̗̻̝͖̞̼̥̦͍͔̥̯͇̺̮̖͙̖̤̣̰̪̜͈̗͈͎̖̗̙̤͚͔̲͍̦͉̖̤͕̺̅̂͗̏́̔̇̏͒͊̐͗̋͗̌̂̂͒̈̒͋̀͑̓͘͘̚͜͝ͅừ̶̢̡͖̦͚̝͖̲͓̘̭̦͈͍̤̙̭̙͓̪̜͖͈̺̮̘͚̳̣̣͓̠̖̤̬͍̂͐̍̋̑̒͊̌̈́̿̾͊͋̇̏͑̈́̒̀̔̅̈̅̉̏̎̀̕͘͜͝͝ȩ̷̢̛̛͚̹̪̟̖̟̖͓͙͎̤̘̻͍͖̣̘̱̗̙̓̈̈́͐̋͊̎͆̂̀̽̄̓͆̏̾͂̇̄̀̓͐̅͑̓͐͂͛̓͋̈͋̐̑̅͆̃̐̀̈̒̍͑͆̋̾̂̓́̃̈͛̆͋̈́͛̑͘̚̕͜͠ţ̶̨̢̡̛̛͖̲̮͔͔̦̭̻̖̙͓͙̠͓̦̙̥̜̙̫̲͙̝̰̝̰͇̱͔̩̪̙̞̳̼̮̖͔̝̋̈́͊̈́͒̊͛̂̕͜ͅ ̷̢̛̺̔́̍͗͋̑̋̓̀̓̄͊̀́̌̈́̑̉̄͐͂͌̎̋̃͛̊͘͝͠T̵̡̧̨̧̺̮̠͇̜̲̻͎̘̖̞̪̞͕̤͚͔͕͕̼̝̫̹̟̻̺̏̇̊́̕͝͝͠a̷̧̧̢̢̡͔̲͍̣̹̱̫̞̪̪̩̤͎͇̩̗͎̼̣̪̖̬̩̩̬͓͉͉̗̼͓̺͔̫̻̣̙̹̟̮͍̭̥̭͖͍̠̲̞̯̿͌̄̎̐̾̾͂̔̊̓͘͜͜͜ͅͅͅb̵̠̯̫̘͓̐̋͊̑̐̐͛̈́̓̒͗̽̀͆͐̀̈́̇̾̌̅̈́͗̒̓̃̔̄́̃͆̓̌͑̐͆̉̐̐͑̋̿̈́͂́̃̾͌̓̊͒͑͑̆̓͑̐̕͘̕̚͠͠͝͝ļ̷͇̬͎͎͍͉̥̼̹̥̟̼͍̫͚̭͓̺̯̦̞̳͓̯̬̦̺̫̜͈̤̥̞̞̥͖̘͂̉̑́̈̌̓̿̽͂͛̔̈́́̀̍̃̀̄̀͑̾͒̍̌̽͆̅̈̏̀͒̔̇̀̄̊̇͜͜͠͠͝ę̶̧̢̨͚̳̰̲͚̤̰̘͔̯̫͙͖̟͉̬͎̱̤͖̹̻̝͍̦̱͈͇̜̜̩͙̩̤̼̠̻̰̳̜̦̩̕͠ͅs̸̢̡̖̞̱̗͙̖͕̼̮̩͔̍͋̂͐̂̇̀̿̉̅͐͛̏̑̇͑̽͆͆̐͘͘͝͠͝.̵̡̨̧̛̛̯͎̹͎̬̪̗̜͉̲̻̤̲͚̤̫̞̞͖̗̩̻̲̩̣̳͈̹̭̬̺̼͔̫͓̤̗̳̣̻̜͉̻̓͋͊̔̓͗̔̏̅͒̽̌̉̈̒̓̋̊̒̽̈̐̒̊̿͆̀͗͆̎͗̾̓̈͆̓̑̏̆̍̃̎̈́́̍̏̽͒͆͘̚̚̚ ̷͖̪̟͕̀̈͒̄̇͛͛̊͌̋͆̈́͊̂̀̓̈́̎̎̌͗̽̓̂́̃̔̅̒̔̚̚̕͠͝͝͠͝

SO COME ON DOWN TO ANOTHER AEGIR’S SHOP & BANQUET TABLE EMPORIUM! 

[lepus-the-bun]

The 5th Annual GLAM & Glitz Prom!

Hosted by @crescent-ffxiv , @drunkenmoogle , @keepers-kiss

Who: You, your beau, your besty, basically everyone! When: FRIDAY, May 29th @ 8:30pm EST - 2020 Where: Golden Saucer - Manderville Lounge West Why: Crescent, Drunken Moogle, and The Keeper’s Kiss aim to provide a fun, unique take on a traditional dance social.♥ What: An In-Character Prom Night with immersive romantic~ [cheesy] music streaming @Crescent-sound

*Thank you to @sylastair for the absolutely bangin poster!*

F E A T U R I N G:  [Masterlink with all information HERE]

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you are not:

a burden: there’s a bucket of reasons why you should not feel like one. perhaps you’re overthinking, worried, or feeling down. but don’t ever feel like you’re being such a burden. you are part of the population. you are important. without you, this world would lose the opportunity to be changed in your own simple ways. you are necessary. you are loved and it’s okay to be your own priority.

a disappointment: you’re not! i’m proud of wherever you are right now. im proud of your progress; no matter how enormous or minute it might be. if you failed your test, it’s okay. if you didn’t win the competition, it’s alright. im pretty sure you did your best and it’s that part that will always matter. don’t let other people’s “what a shame” bring you down. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. SHAME. you are blooming in your own simple ways. and I am proud and happy for you. continue growing, aspiring, believing in yourself. i’m proud of you.

a weirdo: most definitely never a weirdo! if you like doing things that are quite different, that does not make you a weirdo. that makes you special and even more precious. it was such a perfect combination of atoms and dna that led to a beautiful creature that is you and oh dear god, you’re amazing. your way of thinking is creative and the way you do things is totally out of this world. you are beyond the things earthly. you are meant for greater things. and you are most definitely not a weirdo.

ugly: whoever said you were, should most definitely need to get their eyes checked. when was the last time they went to the eye doctor anyway? if there’s anything that i’d like to be, it is to be as beautiful and as bright as you, a total human version of sunshine. your eyes light up like a ray of sunlight, your lips are perfectly carved like cherries, and your noise is huge or small and it’s cute. most definitely cute like a button. and the world should be in awe every time you wake up.

not good enough: you are good enough. you should feel good enough. if somebody’s making you feel like you’re not, then that only means he does not deserve you, the brightest star light in the universe. you deserve to feel loved. your strength and your smiles make this world a better place. you are good enough: always have been, forever will be.

alone: i’m here for you, your dogs are there for you. your cats are waiting for you. your pets will always be at your back, giving sweet and soft head bumps to make you feel loved. your music playlist is there for you to blast when you’re feeling a tinsy bit down. you are never ever alone. we’re constantly caring, loving, and waiting for you. please stop frowning and crying, you are loved.

stupid: you are, as a matter of fact, really really intelligent and even smart! perhaps you’re having difficulty in understanding your math or chemistry lessons, but that’s part of the process! at least you’re learning. i’m pretty sure some people will not be able to understand it just like you. but that doesn’t equal to being stupid. you’re just learning. continue to crave for knowledge and continue to make your curiosity work. you are not stupid.

annoying: you are never annoying! just keep on talking if you feel like sharing the entire story of your life. if you want to hit me up, that’s perfectly fine too. you haven’t even said anything to make me feel uncomfortable. people would love to hear you out, to befriend you, to be part of your social bubble. no you’re not being extra annoying, friendliness does not equal to being annoying. honestly, just keep on doing you. if that’s what makes you feel happy, then you’re doing fine.

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More inadvisable secret societies for your Dungeons & Dragons game:

The Brotherhood of the Crimson Star, an apocalypse cult with a decentralised cell structure. Approximately half of the Brotherhood’s cells are working to accelerate the prophesied apocalypse, while the other half are working to prevent it. Owing to tight information control and erratic communication between cells, most members are completely in the dark about the schism, believing that all of their peers share their goals and and merely disagree in their methods.  

The Golden Owlbear Society, a philosophical collective of like-minded wizards and warriors dedicated to the improvement of mortal civilisation. In practice, they’re a social club for retired high-level adventurers who like to get high on pipeweed and debate political theory, and they almost never accomplish anything of note, but they’re treated as an existential threat by many nations owing to the absurdly high concentration of power they in theory represent.  

The Thousand Scales, a sorcerous cabal united by the fact that they’re all the illegitimate offspring of a single incredibly randy dragon. The half-human members serve as the organisation’s public face, while the greater part of its roster keep out of the public eye owing to their… eclectic parentage. The cabal’s leader appears to be half dragon, half horse, but guests should under no circumstances remark on this – it’s something of a touchy subject!  

The Vitalist League, ostensibly a band of freedom fighters against the reign of a terrible lich-king. In truth, nearly all of the League’s members are disguised undead infiltrators of various sorts. Most of the infiltrators are aware of this fact, but their superiors generally are not; due to the lich-king’s habit of regularly purging the upper ranks of his secret police, the infiltration’s operational history has been lost, and it’s unclear whether the “original” human-led League ever existed in the first place.  

The Honourable Company of Shoemakers, a trade guild that wields immense political power due to its deep connections and numerous highly trained operatives. Their secret is that they really are just a bunch of shoemakers, and have no ambitions or concerns beyond protecting the exclusivity of their contracts and ensuring that their members are allowed to ply their trades unimpeded by state interference. The trouble is, they’ll go to literally any lengths to achieve those goals!

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Bad: Anthropomorphising nature as a sad mom.

Also Bad: Anthropomorphising nature as a disinterested authoritarian.

Good: Anthropomorphising nature as an absolute fucking gremlin going “okay, let’s see how the little bastards deal with this one”.

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Reblog this if it’s fine for my muse to flirt with/pine after your muse. It doesn’t have to be/end in an actual ship.

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In Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017), Rey and Kylo Ren touch hands. Luke, a social distancing enthusiast, gets mad over their disregard for quarantine protocol.

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Disney+ censored the butt in splash, but you can still see Bart’s dick in the Simpsons movie. I know that seems unrelated to this comic, but Peter Pan is on Disney+, so it’s all connected

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The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

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He may or may not be in a better place, but at least he has poster board

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I thought there might be a lot of other people who would benefit from reading this, too.

(Original tweet.)

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Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

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reply  speed   ≠   my  interest  in  our  thread  /  plot  /  or  you,  in  general.

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