Obsessed with the concept of figs parent teacher conference. Gorthalax insisted on being there to catch up on all the stuff he missed out on, jawbone just thought he’d drop in since he’s waiting for his meeting with Adaine anyway, Gilear as vice principal knows Figs grades but she asked him to come so here he is, Sandra Lynn questioning what decisions led to so many of her ex/current boyfriends being in one room and Fig just enjoying the attention.
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I wouldn't trust y'all with the guillotine like y'all would make reign of terror 2 with petty shit like well this dentist has a nice house and perhaps a few decorative pillows while some fucking billionaire sells you the parts to build the guillotine from his private beachfront property
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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative
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So sorry you have brainrot; mine is growing new leaves, roots, et cetera
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I did it for the good of the group. And what good has it done?
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The blue underline in Google docs is the bane of my existence. Sorry I phrased something in a way that conveys the emotion, image, and syntax I wanted instead of adhering to grammar guidelines should I kill myself
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I think werewolves are an important part of trans culture *rips your throat out with my teeth*
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you're t4t? cool, i'm actually t5t, so. one more than you. no big deal though
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Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke
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Harbinger, oil on wood by Kim Jakobsson
This artist on Instagram
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Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!
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