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I take pride in being a girl that Edward would hate. Nothing beats knowing he would be disgusted by my mind

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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Rosalie chewing gum and popping it in Edward's face whenever he annoys her moodboard

inspired by my silly little post:

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They should make more music from 2008

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Additional opinion poll

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hi if vampires don’t have blood how did edwards dick get hard to impregnate bella

I am bad at science and fail to understand basic anatomy! Hope this helps!

Stephenie

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Emmett Cullen bought this for HIMSELF and wore it twice before Rosalie finally found and burned it in a huge pyre in the backyard.

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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

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i think this pretty much sums it up.

i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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Pouring one out for our girl Bella Swan, who, at this hour, on this night in 2005 was laying curled up in the fetal position on the forest floor in a catatonic state.

Here's lookin' at you, Bella 🥃

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I unapologetically love Bella Swan. The entire first book is just her driving to school and doing laundry and homework and thinking and cooking and thinking again. She is such a teenager. She reads Jane Austen and hates the cold and convinced herself there was a family of vampires living in town.

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i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

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colour correcting breaking dawn screencaps to have the Blue Tint because i cant fucking stand it anymore

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Twilight remake BUT one person has to be a muppet in an all human cast or one person has to be a human in an all muppet cast. Discuss.

#no only the vampires should be muppets #Bella going on and on about their good looks. and they are muppets #hilarious #twilight

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Breaking Dawn is presented as a Happily Ever After, with Edward over his vampire angst, Rosalie with a baby to fuss over, Jacob in Bella’s life forever, and Bella with the forever love and vampirism she always wanted. 

But how happy are the supporting characters, really? 

How happy are the shapeshifter characters with this situation as a whole on a scale of 1-10? Who is the most happy with how things turned out? Who the least?

How happy are the supporting Cullens (everyone but Edward, Bella and Renesmee) as a whole on a scale of 1-10? Who is the most happy with how things turned out? Who is the least?

Will this supposed happiness last, in your opinion? Or when Renesmee is grown will things change? Will the monotony of ageless immortality eventually get to Bella and/or Jacob?