bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
Koga: Yo! I bought you tea!
-Thank you~
K: How do you even drink it? This is very sweet…
-I'm ok.
K: You also chose the biggest one.
-It's okay~ I'll drink this in one sitting!
K: In “one sitting”? What? (what is this strange expression?)
[Later]
-Crap! There's still half left, but…I don't want any more!
-Well, don’t throw it away…
-This is waste…
-Maybe I’ll want to, but a little later?
-Damn, I don’t want to walk around with this tea…
LOADING…
-Um, Koga…You could_
K: Drink it yourself.
K: You yourself wanted a big one, so be kind enough to drink it all!
(SHOCK)
K:…And I don’t like sweets! (you already know that.)
K: So don’t whine and just throw it awa_
К:…