scalpelwielding said:
!!!!!!!!!
whispers tip me over the edge monty........................ i’m so close.............
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❛ such a fat happy CHATTERBOX moon. oh how much it had to say. and as much as i tried to tell it that the time was wrong, that this was much too soon, there were other things to do now, important things—the MOON had words for all of it and more …❜
( ind. novel-based DEXTER MORGAN // as told by cat )
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❛ such a fat happy CHATTERBOX moon. oh how much it had to say. and as much as i tried to tell it that the time was wrong, that this was much too soon, there were other things to do now, important things—the MOON had words for all of it and more …❜
( ind. novel-based DEXTER MORGAN // as told by cat )
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❛ score one for the LITTLE WOODEN BOY.
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❛ well, if that’s the case, then this cat certainly has something of a death wish. although --- i do certainly regret not having been at least a little more attentive to the ol’ bucket list, that’s for sure. ❜
in the interest of avoiding being too terrifically forthright so terrifically soon, he omits the idle commentary regarding his belief that he is much more inclined to identify with curiosity than the fabled feline. better to saddle upon the element of surprise, trot the territory of a town affirmatively too small for two --- yes, a far better alternative to pulling the red carpet from underneath marilyn monroe’s versace heels all too soon. after all, where’s the fun in that?
while he typically finds no reason nor rhyme for beating around the obstacle of a bush, this particular bush is noteworthy ---- it has thorns! call it some availing evolutionary adaptation, but he knows the distinct look of a poisonous berry when he sees one. this is not to say that fear, while a powerful motivator, is what currently clenches the ruse by any other name, rudy cooper --- brian moser, in its vicious and unrelenting maw. rather curiosity --- a death wish indeed. batting the giant, poking a sleeping beehive. how far under the crystalline skin of a prospective adversary could he wheedle before poor, defenseless rudy cooper found himself ( with a start! ) at odds, absolutely whipsawed between thou shalt not murder and newfound desire to preserve oneself from harm. it’s all too comical --- please, will someone cue the situational comedy laughter reel on a continuous loop for the monster to relish? perhaps his own sharp whir of a manufactured chuckle will have to suffice --- let it ricochets like a prosperous game of pinball in his cerebrum. ding ding, ding!
❛ art deco, huh? ‘m afraid i, uh . . . was never much of culture vulture myself, never mind an architecture enthusiast. but if one thing’s for sure, i can tell ya’ a man can certainly appreciate the geometric aesthetic of an establishment like this. really makes you wonder what other kind a’ promising influences we’ve managed to successfully rule out in such a . . . foolhardy generation as this one, never mind generations to come.
❛ all this talk a’ of a generation gone dry sure does leave me with a hankering for a stiff drink. you wouldn’t happen t’ . . . know the way to the local watering hole, would ya? ❜
❛ curiosity killed the cat. ❜ but satisfaction brought it back. had he intended on satiating such spirit of inquiry; he’d come across a hotel filled with them. countess was intrigued by fascination itself, those who have ventured into a sanguinary palace have thrust a distinctive quality. ( no matter how archaic the place had been, there were always a handful who were allured by the darkness it exudes. quiescent death wishes. ) veritably, she was coloured charmed. all had been fools. fools had been malleable.
❛ there’s still some awful renovations to come. i, personally, admire the art deco touch. it’s a shame some find it outdated. it’s an east coast influence. ❜
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✕. OPEN STARTER.
❛ can i, uh . . . help you with something? ❜
his question is built on a foundation of genuine curiosity --- but it’s admittedly an undertaking to keep his snarl, his unwavering leer under wraps. rude interruption of an otherwise faultless evening is something that warrants brian’s jaw-clenching disdain. but benevolent and devoting rudy cannot let the impertinence of the situation get his goat. he can channel that later.
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the quality of the smirk he conjures is impressive for such an impromptu encounter --- his eyes sheepishly plummet to the meticulous legwork he’s got cut out for him as a finishing touch.
❛ make no mistake --- the thrill is entirely mine. not every day i get company, never mind company half as pretty as you. ❜
and even though the thrill affirmatively does not belong to him ( in fact, it’s increasingly difficult to come by when his meat has been savagely substituted for tofu like some circus animal on a low-fat diet ), his visage supports his coquettish assertion.
❛ don’t suppose you were just in the neighborhood. since i’ve got you right where i want you, voluntarily at that, my guess is that you’re finally willing to let me take a few molds of those legs of yours. truth be told, i could use a little inspiration. ❜
Alana tries to hide the fact that she’s excited, but her gleaming
grin gives her away. She places her hands behind her back,
fingers intertwined, and leans in slightly.
‘ I couldn’t be more thrilled. Thank you, Doctor Cooper. ‘
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this blog is officially on semi-hiatus until further notice. i’ve got so much going what with school, moving, working towards a promotion, and my roommate consistently jammed up my ass, it’s exceedingly hard to balance everything at one time right now.
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