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Limeta write an anthology piece. minimum 5k it says. it won't be that bad

*gritting my teeth* Limeta why is the story over 50k

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I got sick and it was so bad it is better now but my god it was bad enough that in my delirium and desperation and crippling loneliness u only feel when ur sick by yourself that i forewent all of my pirating principles and signed up for a netflix account

Stuff i have watched since thursday

All of Charlotte bridgerton (i needed something feel good)

Shawshank redemption (bro.)

7 episodes of the Maid

So my Grandmother is a lesbian (a hilarious little film in spanish)

I tried to watch Pulp fiction but it was just way too slow paced for me in this state it didnt keep me gripped but i adore that couple in the first scene. Hopefully the black suits grow on me im not giving up on this movie

All of Trese (honestly a rewatch and still a banger)

Vir Das comedy Landing

Daniel sloss comedy i forgot which one

Damsel (meh, saw what they were going for but ehhh ehhhhh - loved the visuals though)

Tried to watch gentleman and just saw that first scene and was like oh god this is too slow for me right now i need something i can get invested in. Might give it another try just because of Gus Frings actor being in it.

I will say that my utter utter disappointment when i downloaded netflix and there wasnt Parasite on there could be described as a worse offence than not being able to drink water because throat ouchy.

I dunno why i thought netflix would have Parasite but all of this started because i rly wanted to watch parasite again

#Mado

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You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

#Covered in limes

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by Miracle of Sound* (i am sick with fever so fuck you)

#Batjokes #Batman #What a banger of a song honestly #Been lopping it while ive been sick and its so funky #Mimovi

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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.

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🫡🫡🫡

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i'll sign up for a big bang for fma, it'll just be this small time committment. i won't even sign up for the big bang piece i'll do the small one minimum 5k and be one and done lickety split, easy peasey, lemon squeazy, oki dokie artichokie. i'll get back to writing my regular stuff. i just need a palette cleanser.

cut to 35k later, head in hands: motherFUCKER

#good news everyone you'll get a brand new story from me later in the year lmaoo #limeta #courage voice: the things i do for love (of riza hawkeye)

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me a year ago when “queer is a slur” discourse started going around: “oh well I guess I can understand why that could hurt maybe some people of older generations who were called queer as an insult guess I’ll just tag it”

me after seeing how “queer is a slur” discourse is just being used by terfs and exclusionists to push ace, bi, trans, and anyone who doesn’t fit into the narrow “lgbt” label from the community: “Queer community, queer rights, queer identities, I’m QUEER, respect our history and fuck you.”

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I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

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“How’s your WIP going?”

"Have you made any progress?”

“How close are you to being done?”

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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

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Just when i thought chatgpt had made my skills completely obsolete out comes this one dude with a steel chair hiring me to write him some texts

#mado

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please please never stop being annoying about that one thing you really care about

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controversial opinion

I think havoc is the more sexyman of fma than roy

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i just need to grow my hair out -> i just need to cut my hair -> i just need to grow my hair out -> j just need to cut my hair

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>looking for a bdsm fic

>ask the author if their fic is fifty shades or sunstone

>she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James and what is Sunstone by Stjepan Šejić

>she laughs and says “it’s a good fic ma'am”

>read the fic

>its fifty shades