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[lokiscarlip]

@one-coming-is-enough

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #Bottom Jesus #Jesus x Judas

[lokiscarlip]

FUCK YEAH WAFFLE HOUSE! *fistair*

I thought about going to the brunch today, but like. Sigyn got frisky, and then we had the twins, and the other four came over with Angrboða, so it was a whole meal thing, and Odin and Frigga showed up and Thor and Sif...and then Baldur (and that cheery-ass fucker of course rolled up with his spring magic tricks) and Nanna came by.

But absolutely. Waffle-fucking-House for the win. Rosemary is great on potatoes, but yeah, not for breakfast. Only thing you should eat at breakfast is that herb bread, but I mean, you could eat that all day long with drippy melty butter all over it, so.

how's the hangover coming around?

Ouaaaagh.

My mouth feels like Quikrete and I think there's an elephant dancing on My frontal lobe.

I need hash browns.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #breakfast foods of the gods #Waffle House

[lokiscarlip]

Hashbrowns, you say? Sounds like it's time for a road trip to

how's the hangover coming around?

Ouaaaagh.

My mouth feels like Quikrete and I think there's an elephant dancing on My frontal lobe.

I need hash browns.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #Waffle House #hash browns #hashbrowns #road trip

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@one-coming-is-enough

when trans day of visibility overlaps with easter

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears

[lokiscarlip]

@one-coming-is-enough Hey, JBJ! Remember this? I was telling you about that awesome new kabob place up the road? Best hummus and bread for milin.

Temptation

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #Loki's and JBJ's road trips

[lokiscarlip]

Yeah. I get that. I do.

I have godspouses, which like. I don't mind because I view them not as actual spouses like I've got to provide them a house and children and such, but...well, I hate to use a Catholic comparison, but I see them more like nuns without the celibacy. It's a devotional title, I guess. But some of these folks are very vocal about our 'relationship' and they are racy af. I'm not sure that should happen - like they say shit and make each other actually jealous and possessive. It's really funky.

So, I really get you on that one.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #discussions of masturbation and spouses and jealousy/possessiveness #Humans are weird.

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@one-coming-is-enough I mean. Your masturbatory fantasies must be incredibly active and busy...what with all those followers on your mind.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears

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@one-coming-is-enough

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #and comes bearing Aslan humor

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@one-coming-is-enough

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #Indiana Jones wasn't buying it

[lokiscarlip]

*Yawns* What's up, fólk?

Sorry I've been a bit MIA lately, but just after celebrating the big New Year thing, of course, there were more holidays cropping up.

I tell you, last Tuesday was HUGE for Sig and me. We hit all three notorious big-ass celebrations. Started off small in New Orleans, and it was fun. Sig showed her tits and got ALL THE BEADS. That's my girl. Then we skipped over the Atlantic to hit Venice's Carnival. That mask up there was mine for the whole shindig, and let me tell you, we had such elegant fun there. Which kind of gave us a bit of a relax before we headed down south again to the biggest, wildest festival of them all. Brazil. Rio. Carnival.

Let me tell you, Sig and I had SO. MUCH. FUN. It was wild, we drank ALL THE DRINKS, we ate all the food, and we fucked...

Well. I mean, there were tiny sparkly costumes everywhere. We might've sort of gotten a hold of a few of them. All that glitter and glitz. Feathers everywhere. How could we not, you know, fuck all over?

And top that off with the following Valentine's Day?

Let's just say that we had such a good several days in a row there that...shit. Sig might've gotten me pregnant.

Haha. Not really. No.

How's the rest of the crew doing here? Hey @one-coming-is-enough, this is one of your holidays, innit? Or the start of one leading up to another one? That one where one portion of your folks have to give up the shit they really love for a month or so? How're you after the two big holidays this week? Did you get some partying in?

Don't mind my moving slowly today. Sig was...brutal, and we had far too much fun.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #Jesus Pez Dispenser #Loki can find things on the net #blasphemous rumors

[lokiscarlip]

@one-coming-is-enough Maybe it's time for you to shake things up a bit. Remind them that you're every bit as much a "Holy Fool" as I am, as Coyote, Iktome, Eris, Hermes, Rimble and all the rest. Change up your Easter routine a bit.

Pop jellybeans out of your stigmata palms like a Pez dispenser.

Have a little fun with it.

*Yawns* What's up, fólk?

Sorry I've been a bit MIA lately, but just after celebrating the big New Year thing, of course, there were more holidays cropping up.

I tell you, last Tuesday was HUGE for Sig and me. We hit all three notorious big-ass celebrations. Started off small in New Orleans, and it was fun. Sig showed her tits and got ALL THE BEADS. That's my girl. Then we skipped over the Atlantic to hit Venice's Carnival. That mask up there was mine for the whole shindig, and let me tell you, we had such elegant fun there. Which kind of gave us a bit of a relax before we headed down south again to the biggest, wildest festival of them all. Brazil. Rio. Carnival.

Let me tell you, Sig and I had SO. MUCH. FUN. It was wild, we drank ALL THE DRINKS, we ate all the food, and we fucked...

Well. I mean, there were tiny sparkly costumes everywhere. We might've sort of gotten a hold of a few of them. All that glitter and glitz. Feathers everywhere. How could we not, you know, fuck all over?

And top that off with the following Valentine's Day?

Let's just say that we had such a good several days in a row there that...shit. Sig might've gotten me pregnant.

Haha. Not really. No.

How's the rest of the crew doing here? Hey @one-coming-is-enough, this is one of your holidays, innit? Or the start of one leading up to another one? That one where one portion of your folks have to give up the shit they really love for a month or so? How're you after the two big holidays this week? Did you get some partying in?

Don't mind my moving slowly today. Sig was...brutal, and we had far too much fun.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #giving Tricksterly advice

[lokiscarlip]

@god-wednesday Oh I am absolutely NOT taking the fall on this one if Frigga comes looking for you, blóðbróður, and is not in a forgiving mood. She knows your ways, of course, but dude. I am definitely not making excuses. *laughs* I'm pretty sure Skaði and Njörd consider themselves still married, just...not compatible to live in each other's cribs.

I'm going back to bask in the post-holiday sex haze some more. @one-coming-is-enough knows where to find me if he needs my help on zombies or getting all the Easter candy.

*Yawns* What's up, fólk?

Sorry I've been a bit MIA lately, but just after celebrating the big New Year thing, of course, there were more holidays cropping up.

I tell you, last Tuesday was HUGE for Sig and me. We hit all three notorious big-ass celebrations. Started off small in New Orleans, and it was fun. Sig showed her tits and got ALL THE BEADS. That's my girl. Then we skipped over the Atlantic to hit Venice's Carnival. That mask up there was mine for the whole shindig, and let me tell you, we had such elegant fun there. Which kind of gave us a bit of a relax before we headed down south again to the biggest, wildest festival of them all. Brazil. Rio. Carnival.

Let me tell you, Sig and I had SO. MUCH. FUN. It was wild, we drank ALL THE DRINKS, we ate all the food, and we fucked...

Well. I mean, there were tiny sparkly costumes everywhere. We might've sort of gotten a hold of a few of them. All that glitter and glitz. Feathers everywhere. How could we not, you know, fuck all over?

And top that off with the following Valentine's Day?

Let's just say that we had such a good several days in a row there that...shit. Sig might've gotten me pregnant.

Haha. Not really. No.

How's the rest of the crew doing here? Hey @one-coming-is-enough, this is one of your holidays, innit? Or the start of one leading up to another one? That one where one portion of your folks have to give up the shit they really love for a month or so? How're you after the two big holidays this week? Did you get some partying in?

Don't mind my moving slowly today. Sig was...brutal, and we had far too much fun.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #a wild Loki also disappears to avoid an angry All-Mother if that happens

[lokiscarlip]

Hah! Yeah, there's that codicil. I hear it a lot, only it's usually, "Everything will be fine again...unless Loki starts shit again."

Nevermind I wouldn't have to start even half the shit I start if it weren't for Freya Thor Sif them.

*Yawns* What's up, fólk?

Sorry I've been a bit MIA lately, but just after celebrating the big New Year thing, of course, there were more holidays cropping up.

I tell you, last Tuesday was HUGE for Sig and me. We hit all three notorious big-ass celebrations. Started off small in New Orleans, and it was fun. Sig showed her tits and got ALL THE BEADS. That's my girl. Then we skipped over the Atlantic to hit Venice's Carnival. That mask up there was mine for the whole shindig, and let me tell you, we had such elegant fun there. Which kind of gave us a bit of a relax before we headed down south again to the biggest, wildest festival of them all. Brazil. Rio. Carnival.

Let me tell you, Sig and I had SO. MUCH. FUN. It was wild, we drank ALL THE DRINKS, we ate all the food, and we fucked...

Well. I mean, there were tiny sparkly costumes everywhere. We might've sort of gotten a hold of a few of them. All that glitter and glitz. Feathers everywhere. How could we not, you know, fuck all over?

And top that off with the following Valentine's Day?

Let's just say that we had such a good several days in a row there that...shit. Sig might've gotten me pregnant.

Haha. Not really. No.

How's the rest of the crew doing here? Hey @one-coming-is-enough, this is one of your holidays, innit? Or the start of one leading up to another one? That one where one portion of your folks have to give up the shit they really love for a month or so? How're you after the two big holidays this week? Did you get some partying in?

Don't mind my moving slowly today. Sig was...brutal, and we had far too much fun.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears

[lokiscarlip]

@one-coming-is-enough Yeah, that's definitely how I picture you and your guys hanging out on a Saturday night.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #Jesus ben Joseph: Leather Daddy

[lokiscarlip]

@one-coming-is-enough That is pretty resourceful of the little things for sure, but humans also have a penchant for not wanting things to change, so they get far too comfortable with things that are bad for them (just look at their environment and politics and pop singers, ffs). Hopefully, they'll figure out a more permanent solution to the zombie thing - unless your thing will eventually run out and the zombies will go back to...wherever they were before they were raised?

I'm glad the rune sigil seems to work, though.

*Yawns* What's up, fólk?

Sorry I've been a bit MIA lately, but just after celebrating the big New Year thing, of course, there were more holidays cropping up.

I tell you, last Tuesday was HUGE for Sig and me. We hit all three notorious big-ass celebrations. Started off small in New Orleans, and it was fun. Sig showed her tits and got ALL THE BEADS. That's my girl. Then we skipped over the Atlantic to hit Venice's Carnival. That mask up there was mine for the whole shindig, and let me tell you, we had such elegant fun there. Which kind of gave us a bit of a relax before we headed down south again to the biggest, wildest festival of them all. Brazil. Rio. Carnival.

Let me tell you, Sig and I had SO. MUCH. FUN. It was wild, we drank ALL THE DRINKS, we ate all the food, and we fucked...

Well. I mean, there were tiny sparkly costumes everywhere. We might've sort of gotten a hold of a few of them. All that glitter and glitz. Feathers everywhere. How could we not, you know, fuck all over?

And top that off with the following Valentine's Day?

Let's just say that we had such a good several days in a row there that...shit. Sig might've gotten me pregnant.

Haha. Not really. No.

How's the rest of the crew doing here? Hey @one-coming-is-enough, this is one of your holidays, innit? Or the start of one leading up to another one? That one where one portion of your folks have to give up the shit they really love for a month or so? How're you after the two big holidays this week? Did you get some partying in?

Don't mind my moving slowly today. Sig was...brutal, and we had far too much fun.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears

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@god-wednesday Glad you liked all the goodies. I tried to get not just your favorites but some new treats. I hope Frigga enjoyed some of it (I love your wife, but holy shit, she can get fussy sometimes, and I tried to include her faves, too, since it's been a while that I brought her something fun back).

It is a perk of being a god, though. Bringing all the food back from all over and not having Customs swipe any of it.

*Yawns* What's up, fólk?

Sorry I've been a bit MIA lately, but just after celebrating the big New Year thing, of course, there were more holidays cropping up.

I tell you, last Tuesday was HUGE for Sig and me. We hit all three notorious big-ass celebrations. Started off small in New Orleans, and it was fun. Sig showed her tits and got ALL THE BEADS. That's my girl. Then we skipped over the Atlantic to hit Venice's Carnival. That mask up there was mine for the whole shindig, and let me tell you, we had such elegant fun there. Which kind of gave us a bit of a relax before we headed down south again to the biggest, wildest festival of them all. Brazil. Rio. Carnival.

Let me tell you, Sig and I had SO. MUCH. FUN. It was wild, we drank ALL THE DRINKS, we ate all the food, and we fucked...

Well. I mean, there were tiny sparkly costumes everywhere. We might've sort of gotten a hold of a few of them. All that glitter and glitz. Feathers everywhere. How could we not, you know, fuck all over?

And top that off with the following Valentine's Day?

Let's just say that we had such a good several days in a row there that...shit. Sig might've gotten me pregnant.

Haha. Not really. No.

How's the rest of the crew doing here? Hey @one-coming-is-enough, this is one of your holidays, innit? Or the start of one leading up to another one? That one where one portion of your folks have to give up the shit they really love for a month or so? How're you after the two big holidays this week? Did you get some partying in?

Don't mind my moving slowly today. Sig was...brutal, and we had far too much fun.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #blood brothers

[lokiscarlip]

Hah. Some beignets? Some king cake? I think we packed away nearly as much of those and so much else as we did while Sig was pregnant with the twins.

Sweets, seafood, bread, pasta, just...we packed down so much food. Oh and I mean, we delivered crates of the stuff to @god-wednesday because you know he's got a sweet tooth.

Eh. I can't really say much about our beloved Scandinavians once they dropped us Old Gods and picked you up instead on the, uh...insistence of your Church. So if they indulged too much on pancakes, well.

Though they do have those lovely æbleskivers - not the Swedish, the Danes do. Yeah, I could eat Thor's weight in those things.

I can't even believe I'm still talking about food. As if I've got the room for it. I don't think I ate that much in my contest with Logi. Anyway. We pigged out. Sig and I don't need a single day holiday to express our love for each other, but it is a fun excuse to indulge, but any "money" we spent went to small-time vendors and family-owned places. None of the commercial capitalist fuckers you were obviously looking into what? Punishing? Tempting? Fucking over?

It's a shame you didn't get to enjoy parties, but yeah, I see you've had your hands full with all that. Looks like the zombies chilled out?

*Yawns* What's up, fólk?

Sorry I've been a bit MIA lately, but just after celebrating the big New Year thing, of course, there were more holidays cropping up.

I tell you, last Tuesday was HUGE for Sig and me. We hit all three notorious big-ass celebrations. Started off small in New Orleans, and it was fun. Sig showed her tits and got ALL THE BEADS. That's my girl. Then we skipped over the Atlantic to hit Venice's Carnival. That mask up there was mine for the whole shindig, and let me tell you, we had such elegant fun there. Which kind of gave us a bit of a relax before we headed down south again to the biggest, wildest festival of them all. Brazil. Rio. Carnival.

Let me tell you, Sig and I had SO. MUCH. FUN. It was wild, we drank ALL THE DRINKS, we ate all the food, and we fucked...

Well. I mean, there were tiny sparkly costumes everywhere. We might've sort of gotten a hold of a few of them. All that glitter and glitz. Feathers everywhere. How could we not, you know, fuck all over?

And top that off with the following Valentine's Day?

Let's just say that we had such a good several days in a row there that...shit. Sig might've gotten me pregnant.

Haha. Not really. No.

How's the rest of the crew doing here? Hey @one-coming-is-enough, this is one of your holidays, innit? Or the start of one leading up to another one? That one where one portion of your folks have to give up the shit they really love for a month or so? How're you after the two big holidays this week? Did you get some partying in?

Don't mind my moving slowly today. Sig was...brutal, and we had far too much fun.

#good omens rp #a wild Loki appears #full off carbs and sweets and days of constant sex glitter and eating