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#OOOOOOOOOooooo yes

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A fantastic encounter for River Song! Christopher Eccleston's Doctor meets his timey-wimey wife in STAR-CROSSED, a new series of audio adventures from @bigfinish 💕🎧 #DoctorWho

#oooooh I can’t freaking WAIT to get my hands on the big finish stuff #one of THE it couples of Doctor Who am i right?? #I’m so binging everything River Song the moment I’m done with new who

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"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

#the thing is that this is this is perfect

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

#HOW DID I MISS THIS #I know the top quote but I had no idea it was a long nerdy thread

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Out of every single relationship in the Whoniverse, whatever the Doctor and the Master have going on just hits different. Like a rock. I’m sure everyone feels this way about their fave Doctor ship, but my experience is that once you go Thoschei, you cannot go back. Given the narrative symmetry, character foiling, interwoven parallels, tragically dramatic irony, frustratingly unspeakable ambiguous romance that defies traditional ship canonization in the true chaotic spirit of Doctor Who, and a unique backstory setup that allows the characters to have history that other individuals cannot match, while fate (and the format of the show) pushes them together over and over again indefinitely, without hope of lasting reconnection lest the setup break, the Doctor and Master’s codependent anti-soulmate life or death partnership arguably cheapens every other pairing beyond comparison. Their tragedy never leaves you. (And keeps you up at night)

#everyone else is in a space opera or spy thriller and Thoschei are in a Greek tragedy #no thoughts only Thoschei #frey’s timey wimey whovian era #I’m really new here but FUCK they gobbled me brains like a flesh eating infection #Thoschei #doctor/master #doctor who #is Thoschei technically canon? yes. does it still feel like a fever dream? yes #if they ever kiss (romantically) again it will send the world into shock and frenzy #Twissy #spydoc #tensimm #etc.

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HI REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID THE DOCTOR HAD ONE CONSTANT COMPANION? AND IT WAS DEATH? REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID THE MASTER WAS DEATHS CHAMPION. REMEMBER THE MASTER DESCRIBING HIMSELF AS DEATH. (“BECOME ME, BECOME DEATH”). WHAT DO WE THINK LADS

#I’m gonna kill someone (myself) if this lunacy (Thoschei brainrot) persists #soulmates in the worst way #not to be delusional but I’m calling endgame #the year is 2197: the very last episode of Doctor Who ends with the Doctor and the Master running away to the stars together hand in hand #or they smooch and then kill each other #lmao

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People exist who actually want the Master to be written out of the show? Even temporarily? They’re like…the only other reoccurring character. The only other active character that can be recasted. Almost as central and iconic to the show as Cybermen or Daleks. Infamous for coming back from the dead. The Doctor’s person.

#this one gets a reblog lmaooo

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and i'll still see until i die, you're the loss of my life.

#I saw a video edit to this song on insta and almost fucking died to death

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The Wedding of River Song really hits different when you watch everything in her chronological order. "I can't let you die without knowing you are loved by so many and so much. And by no one more than me." But she's barely met him. She met him in Berlin before she was even herself. She doesn't know him and love him through her own interactions with him. She grew up with Amy telling her stories of the space man who said he would come back. She was trained to be a psychopath with one purpose in her life: to kill the Doctor. The one time she met him he told her to tell River Song something (I will die on the hill that he told her to tell River Song that he loves her). Only after that did she realize she was River Song. And then he left her a present. And she became an archeologist because she wanted to find a good man. She learned so much about him by studying him through archeology. And then she's forced to kill him. And she already calls him "my love." And she blows up time because she can't bear to kill him and she doesn't care about the consequences because she'll suffer more than every living thing in the universe if she has to kill him. This man that she was able to fall in love with without hardly ever meeting him because she was supposed to be the perfect weapon against him but she's too full of love to let them turn her into that so she had to do something else with all the knowledge they gave her instead.

#soulmatism at its worst

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Twelfth doctor era is beauty and the beast. It’s Orpheus and Eurydice. It’s Rochester and Jane and the mad wife in the attic.

#whoffaldi #Twissy

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

#this right fucking here is how I feel about Lokius #I just wanted them to be platonic soulmates

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Photos Old/New from Loki in Thor: the dark world by Luca Vannella

#they’re so beautiful

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Them <3

#this is adorable #and deranged

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happy rock murder day!!

#the lore was crazy for this

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Thinking about how Doctor Who took the comforting sentiment that is "you are not alone" and turned it into a threat.

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a thin line between love and hate

#help I’m feeling things again #also the lighting on this is insane

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#they make me insane