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#bg3 #astarion

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love the word “dogmatic.” you’re so single-mindedly obedient that you’re like a little puppy dog about it

#... #...h- #heinrix van calox

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the ship is the safest place during the prologue, you just don't understand.................

#rogue trader #kunrad voigtvir #i mean i suppose it's safer than the warp #(marginally at least) #also there should have been more kunrad in the game

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the cassarric brainrot is back so I’ve been trying to figure out how to draw them again

(sneaking some spicy art in there too 👀)

#dragon age #dai #varric tethras #cassandra pentaghast #tethraghast

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not if i doom the narrative first.

#ch: estel fletchfeather

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Honestly the Emperor could tear up a runway

#bg3 #the emperor

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

#about me

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My brain is doing its thing again where I imagine Raphael coming back from the grave during the epilogue party after Tav kills him and it’s like the Red Death scene from Phantom of the Opera and he goes “why so silent, good messieurs?” And he’s all smug and shit RAAAA—

The music stops. 

Not out of fear—it's horror. It must be horror. The glass slips from Tav's grip, shattering on the ground below. Wine splatters across their boots, wets the dirt, and makes it mud. 

"Come now, you were so confident before." 

Raphael's voice is not as it was. Now, it is stripped of its richness. The vocal cords are badly burned or severed; it's a rasping whisper, cold as Cania's ice. One eye is milk white. The skin is scarred in some places, still missing in others. A thousand wounds, all weeping. 

And the question lingers on Tav's tongue: what's become of you?

But they know. The answer is so obvious: Tav. Tav and their merry band are why the cambion stands before them, a leper and an outcast. Raphael holds his head high, brutalized and broken, at odds with the fineness of his raiment. 

"Have you no songs to sing? No tales to tell? The hero of Baldur's Gate—slayer of eldritch and devil alike."

"Raphael," they say, calm. "You're bleeding." 

"Am I?" It's a hiss, the words tracking down their spine like a knife. "How kind of you to notice. Perhaps one day, I shall regale you with how this…" he gestures to himself. "Came to pass. Your hand, my dear, has been the least of my concerns. And yet you," he steps forward, broken wings mantling behind him. "Have never been far from my mind."  

Withers takes a step forward. "Thou are known to me, devil—thou who hath set thine coin of fate upon its edge. I shall afford thee a moment—only the one." 

The devil's expression curls back in a sneer. "You think to order me?"

Withers bowed his head. "Yes. Speak, son of Mephistopheles."

Something in the creature's tone leaves him stiffening. Raphael flicks his attention to Tav, dipping into a half bow. "My congratulations: the day is won, little mouse. Your life—your own. Your soul—safe. For now." He smiles, fangs still sharp, still bone white. "But I say to you—no, swear: my memory is long, my vengeance swift. And you…you, little mouse, are so sweetly etched upon the canvas of my mind."

He snaps his fingers, vanishing in a wash of hellfire. 

And Tav feels cold. 

#bg3 #raphael #damn damn damn damn damn #i get chills reading this every time

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i think women should get into polearms in a big way. not a lot of women in polearms these days. would love to see women doing battle with polearms.

#ch: estel fletchfeather

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A kitten at heart

#bg3 #gale dekarios #tara the tressym #reminds me of trying to show my cat a bird on the balcony earlier today

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#rogue trader #jae heydari #cassia orsellio #heinrix van calox #unfortunately jae they are just playing regicide #(i love her internal monologue)

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*The Summoning by Sleep Token starts playing*

It's the Pale Elf!

Tip jar

#bg3 #astarion

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Rogue Trader authority.

#rogue trader #marazhai aezyrraesh #peak gremlin energy tbh

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#rogue trader #jae heydari #god i love her arm

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My beloved 🫶

#bg3 #lae'zel

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#bg3 #astarion #gif

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i love whenever raphael breaks character sm. he'll be like you idiot, you moron, in either words or expressions and then he'll be like 'moving ON, I, your best friend forever [...]'

#bg3 #raphael