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Keep calm, it only takes 3 minutes, like every other song.
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She didn’t bring any underwear, so they went and bought some crown jewels to lit up her Cyprian cross.
Peter Van De Veire, Flemish commentator on the outfit from Cyprus
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Their song is so slow, there’s always someone falling asleep. But they take it as a compliment.
Peter Van De Veire, Flemish commentator on Slovenia’s song
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It looks like a commercial for female hygien products, where he’s the singing tampon.
Peter Van De Veire, Flemish commentator on San Marino’s act
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He will never win ‘Dancing with the stars’.
Peter Van De Veire, Flemish commentator
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I don’t care who santa thinks he is. if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.
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You’re all monsters
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props for possibly my fav comment on AO3 ever
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Why is this so damn accurate
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I guess he does look like Santa, but with a fancy hat 😂
i cant even think of a joke i just want people to know this picture exists
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