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↪ 04/26/2024 ― post-game ; scp round 1 ( rangers vs. caps )

#for once in their lives they were actually totally normal #them #mika zibanejad #chris kreider #new york rangers #what a set #actual humans

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He ain't gonna cut or shave any of that until after the playoffs.

↪ 04/03/2024 ― post-game ( rangers vs. devils )

#chris kreider #hor curls #new york rangers

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#breadbeverage

Thinkkkkkking about changing my username. Pfp will probably stay.

(Especially since I don’t believe. At all. I never believe.)

Idk I have a lot of loyalty to my usernames but it feels weird to keep using a Mets-related username on a blog that is 99.99999% Rangers now.

Suggestions welcome, if only to get the juices flowing.

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This was really cute.

#artemi panarin #panger #NJD vs NYR

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igor, my best beloved, get! his! ass!

#igor shouldnt beat up on old men

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THEM

HELLO????

#kreidbanejad

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The accuracy.

I love the phenomenon where a player gets traded to a metro division team and is like, “wow! I’ve never heard such a loud crowd before! They must really love hockey! 💜” Liiiike…sweet baby. People from the northeast US are just loud in general. Always. Everyday at all times. You’re going to feel like you’re constantly surrounded by angry geese for the rest of your time on that team and the closer you are to nyc the more those geese are going to sound like Fran Drescher. You’re going to be living in an area where everyone around you has an attitude problem and the lung capacity of an olympic swimmer. Rip to your eardrums.

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Kreids reels Mika in with his stick lol

At least when things are going shitty, there’s still these two.

#mika zibanejad #kreidbanejad #new york rangers #them

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But why did we have to suffer so in the process? Oh thats right, we're NYR fans

WE HAVE BEATEN A TERRIBLE TEAM

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His pants are screaming for relief from his thighs

#chris kreider #new york rangers

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HE FIXED HIS FACE

oh. my. god. burgle me please.

#that stash was NASTY #chris kreider #new york rangers #he is hopping on a puddle jumper back to his Narragansett lighthouse

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No lie. It's really gross but maybe we should be glad he didn't shave his head??

THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE CHRIS

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please.

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Oh boy...

Dropping in to remind everyone that I love Chris Kreider

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HE WAS GUSHING BUT BEFORE THAT? THAT SMILE JUST HEARING HIS HUSBANDS NAME.

BE MORE IN LOVE MIKA JESUS CHRIST

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Mika is GUSHING about Kreids

#mika zibanejad #chris kreider #new york rangers

[lovesfaulkner]

I had to quit full strength caffeine, so I asked for an extension for my Lit thesis. Of a year.

#gradblr