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Why do you always seem to hate it when someone is trying to show affection to you? Or when someone says that they love you, adore you, and admire you? Why do you think that they need to go to a therapist? That they need some kind of mental aid? Why does it seem like you hate kindness? Why do you reject it? Everyone needs kindness after all, even if just a little bit

I don't "hate" kindness. I simply do not know any of these people, and parasocial relationships are definitely not the healthy kind... trust me, I'd know with the emperor I've got.

That aside, who in their right mind would genuinely like or admire me? Aside from the very few people I tolerate... and even with them every now and then I came to doubt the sincerity of our friendship.

I know better than relying on the affections of people who I have never even talked to.

#paperwork

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Did you know , your name means "Defender"

Do with that how you will , sir :D

I know my dear mother did not make a mistake giving me that name. It definitely fits me, despite what others might tell you.

#paperwork

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Dear Alexey, I want to give you this little tree ,that you always feel better. It's called Bonsai

(Of course, this relates more to art, but still!)

—Good luck!!

*Gives a tree and runs away*

Oh. Oh, I love these things. I was given one so long ago... after my death, that is. I missed taking care of one. Sure hope Miloradovich doesn't ruin it again.

You have my thanks.

#mailbox

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*blows up pancakes with mind*

How fortunate that I do not have any pancakes.

MY FUCKING PANCAKES!!

Well someone's less fortunate.

#paperwork #miloradovich appearance

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I drew you this morning! I hope you like it :D

Who knew there are artists among the people who apparently like me.

This is very good. Am I allowed to hang this up somewhere?

#mailbox

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I desperately need a new dad. Please be my dad. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

(Be my new mom too.)

How many of you have requested something of the sort at this point? I don't even know what to say anymore.

I would not be a good parent, I can assure you.

#paperwork

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AGood evening. I've heard that you like cherries. My grandmother is growing just the same, and I decided to treat you, if you don't mind, of course.

*she stands confused and holds in her hands a small dark green plate with a golden border, in which a washed ripe cherry lies to the brim*

Treat me? Is this a bribe?

Aleksey narrows his eyes, but accepts the plate rather quickly.

I wouldn't normally accept food from anyone, but since I can't quite be poisoned if I'm already dead... there are really no reasons why I should decline such a generous offer.

Besides, there is nothing better a man can treat himself with than cherries.

You have my thanks.

#mailbox

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((The owner of this acc had their account terminated 5 days ago and returned just today! Sorry for the disappearence <3 roleplay activity and answering asks will resume as usual))

#((same here cause these two rp blogs belong to the same person)) #ooc post

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My friend who don't have tumblr said that she prays for you to go to heaven. Everyday. She even talk about how she admires you so much. It's starting to get annoying

If you're a good friend to her, please make sure she recieves all the mental aid she needs.

#paperwork

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I just found out yesterday that you were interested in plants. If it’s not a secret, what is your favorite plant or flowers? 😅

Nothing particular. All plants are beautiful. To me it's more about the process of gardening itself.

More questions about gardening are welcome. Nothing more relaxing I can think of.

#paperwork

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Pls be my new dad (or mom?)

Miloradovich said he knows a good therapist, maybe I should let you contact them.

#paperwork #fem arakcheev event

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Good afternoon, Alexey Andreevich. I would really like to help you in some way, because you work a lot. Don't you get tired? Do you need any help?

I do appreciate this, but I'm fine.

If you really want to help, though, can you please ensure that this parasite never shows up here again?

Hey!!

#paperwork #miloradovich appearance

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So I see no one is interested in your opinion about your emperor's former friends

More precisely, tell me your opinion about Speransky, Czartorysky, Stragonova..?

My line of work didn't really let me have opinions on people, and now I really just couldn't care less about any of them. Alexander doesn't mention them much anymore, if at all - if they don't bother him, why should they bother me?

I would probably tell Speransky to go fuck right off if he ever showed up, though.

#paperwork

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YOU ARE IN MY HISTORY TEXTBOOK 😱😱😱

Why am I so red.

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Fine, then.

Still holding Jerome's wrist, Aleksey put his free hand over Jerome's fingers and pushed his knuckles down in the direction of his forearm, clearly knowing what he was doing.

[*CRACK*]

Aleksey let go of Jerome's wrist, which was now limp.

That's as far as I'm willing to go with this. Enjoy your broken wrist.

Hi you filthy russian!

I hope you choke on your own dick. ❤️

( p.s. Russia is the most deplorable country to ever exist, fight me bro ).

~ Love

@jbonapartes

Is that lead bullet of yours really stuck in your ribcage, or is it inside of your skull? Only complete scatterbrains go on duels - scatterbrains literally. It would be insensetive to make fun of someone with a hole in their frontal lobe.

Maybe that hypothetical hole in your brain is the reason you're so relaxed about your future. You shouldn't be. You have done nothing of any worth, and you never will. Your big brother, as much as I want to see his skull crushed with an anvil, did something people will remember for centuries. What have you ever achieved?

You're 16 and yet you already set in stone the path you will be taking your entire life - being a waste of space, and, instead of trying to do something great, running away from the smallest issues. Do me a favor - cry me a river about how you're being forced to read books, and then drown yourself in it.

If you want to do something of value in your miserable life, then come get your damn nephew.

#jerome bonaparte event

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i wuv u

Perhaps I understand these sort of comments now. This body is definitely more appealing...

#paperwork #fem arakcheev event

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...

Aleksey blinked, and his eyebrows slowly rose.

I might have overestimated you. It seems like you don't even have an instinct of self-preservation.

As Jerome still had his hand reached out after the punch, Aleksey grabbed his wrist and squeezed so hard it felt like all blood flow had stopped and all the carpal bones in his hand were about to break.

Are you sure you know who you're initiating a fight with? I'm giving you a second chance here. Get your nephew and get out of my sight.

Hi you filthy russian!

I hope you choke on your own dick. ❤️

( p.s. Russia is the most deplorable country to ever exist, fight me bro ).

~ Love

@jbonapartes

Is that lead bullet of yours really stuck in your ribcage, or is it inside of your skull? Only complete scatterbrains go on duels - scatterbrains literally. It would be insensetive to make fun of someone with a hole in their frontal lobe.

Maybe that hypothetical hole in your brain is the reason you're so relaxed about your future. You shouldn't be. You have done nothing of any worth, and you never will. Your big brother, as much as I want to see his skull crushed with an anvil, did something people will remember for centuries. What have you ever achieved?

You're 16 and yet you already set in stone the path you will be taking your entire life - being a waste of space, and, instead of trying to do something great, running away from the smallest issues. Do me a favor - cry me a river about how you're being forced to read books, and then drown yourself in it.

If you want to do something of value in your miserable life, then come get your damn nephew.

#jerome bonaparte