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getting dysphoric over how small my proboscis is
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DO. NOT. APPRAOCH.
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cracks open a piece of amber and the bugs inside crawl out and walk away completely normal
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i love new who btw but every episode has a moment that makes me say "i fucking hate this show" (with a huge smile on my face)
the thing about classic who is that it is very very british, but in a gay way (which makes it good). new who is very very gay, but in a british way (which makes it bad).
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the thing about classic who is that it is very very british, but in a gay way (which makes it good). new who is very very gay, but in a british way (which makes it bad).
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(she doesn't know about my internal wooden sphere) hahggahaa yeah I'm totally not an avocado (she has absolutely no clue about the green paste inside of me)
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I had a dream earlier that God himself posted an image on the internet and someone reposted that image to twitter with the caption "girl what does this mean i'm freaking out." Everyone all over the internet began panicking and scrambling to try and find the hidden meaning of it and trying to get into contact with God for answers but he had already left. I strongly believe he just posted it to fuck with everyone.
This is a rough recreation of the image God posted.
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i need the joker to beatbox about how only hurt people, hurt people
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FAKE TRANS DOCUMENTARY/ORGANIZATION: Here’s the ridiculous story about how extreme the far-right is willing to go to dehumanize trans people. I was nearly tricked into doing an elaborate anti-trans documentary by Matt Walsh’s film crew this month. It started with an email from the “Gender Unity Project” a couple weeks ago. They claimed they were doing a film on the trans community and gave me names of well-known trans individuals and surgeons they had interviewed. It all seemed normal at first. I even talked to the producer (Makenna Lynn Waters) on the phone beforehand. She sounded like a well-meaning cis film graduate who was just curious about the trans community.
When we chatted, she claimed the documentary was self-funded. I was suspicious because she had finished college recently, but figured she was just rich (who has that kind of money?). Later, she told me the individual they were interviewing in Chicago had suddenly canceled (this happens, but is still sus). Then she offered to fly me to Nashville: where Matt Walsh lives. They finally sent me a release form this morning, which strangely didn’t have the name of the company on it. So, I looked up the Gender Unity Project. It used a registered agent to shield the company owners. It’s dubious but sometimes registered agents simply make it easier to incorporate. Then I looked Makenna Lynn up. Her name didn’t show up anywhere.
After some heavy Google searching, I realized she used her middle name as her last in our emails. I found the IMDB page of her real name (Makenna Waters). It turns out she’s a producer for the Matt Walsh show! That’s not a red flag: that’s a gun to your face. If you’re not familiar, Matt Walsh is a white supremacist who makes a living denying the basic humanity of trans people. She wasn’t just a producer for his show: she worked on over 200 episodes of it! I finally found her Twitter, which features videos of Walsh berating protesters and Ben Shapiro doing his usual BS.
I decided to look closer into the “Gender Unity Project.” After searching its state registration number, I learned it was registered to Justin Folk, a white supremacist documentarian who works for Matt Walsh and Prager U. His initials (jrkfolk) were also listed in the release I thankfully refused to sign. So, if you’re contacted by these slimy assholes, don’t respond. The last thing we need right now is another “gotcha” anti-trans documentary! Stay alert and take any media personalities with a grain of salt.
And they say we’re the ones tricking people?
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This is quite literally the nightmare blunt rotation
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im a celibate sex symbol
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I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.
It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.
Help support a queer artist: Ko fi, Redbubble, Teepublic
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tumblr really has gone from being an open pvp zone to being my chill little retreat from other social media sites. nobody is trying to hock NFTs. i'm not forced to hear about joe rogan. i mean i know statistically people like this and things that are even worse also exist on tumblr but it's out of sight out of mind. they aren't being forced into my view by an algorithm. it's all just among us babies
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notices that girl sitting in front of me on the bus has black and white drone footage on her phone and when she taps baby orangutans with her big acrylic nails and they silently get replaced with clouds of dust and debris
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i love eating pesticide i love notwashing fruit before I eat it
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a solitary worm has been seen enjoying itself on a wet sidewalk this morning
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