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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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one of my first sex fantasies i remember having as a kid was about doc baker from little house on the prairie. we were on a battlefield and there was gunfire and cannons sounding from all around. a tree had fallen and we’d taken cover behind the dirt-caked roots. he was wounded and bleeding out and i decided to jerk him off. mr edwards was there with us but i did not jerk him off cause i don’t think he’s that cute. i would think about it every night as i fell asleep for months.

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I've had this image saved for months waiting for inspiration

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Colorful cows!

I LOVE how this piece came out...truly one of my favorites in the longest time. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I do!

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if only there was as much representation as the delusional right thinks there is

right wing schizoposting is reaching a crescendo

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some of us are aromantic and don’t wanna get married…

before you die you see the ring (/pos)

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im high and scared help

girl u and me both

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Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

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is kingdom hearts pre or post mickey mouse clubhouse

#kingdom hearts #sora #donald duck #goofy

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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

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I do understand heterosexual women who find gay men attractive because like have you seen them?

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also love the classic "bigots DNI". ah, yes, bigots. a group that is known to define themselves as such AND be courteous to other people's requests.

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ihop and 4pm bc i want lunch

you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that