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you arent a real gamer until you played this

#holy fuck

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people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

#only family members i actually like

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did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

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just went thru 4 years of my likes tryna find that site that has a bunch of cracked games for download..... i got all the fnaf games from there and i cannot remember what site it was

#rambles

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#chris talbott i will protect you with my life

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this?

does anyone have the image that looks like this

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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

#frangipani/plumeria :3 my childhood home has a frangipani tree so they remind me of better times

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have a massive pimple in my armpit its so over for me

#rambles

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jerking you off stoically and pensively

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any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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americans used to be so good at presidential assassination, what happened

#rambles