Im not joking when i tell yall i GASPED when it suddenly shifted from hurt/comfort with a side of comedy to HEAVY ANGST + GORE
Like id SEEN the tag but i had NOT been expecting it to hit like THAT
Sitting wide awake at nearly 4 am cause i just finished reading a fic that actually made me go from laying down almost asleep to sitting upright and completely awake in less than a second out of genuine shock. I am writing down so many notes about how this fic was written cause i need to absorb this genius into my veins
Sitting wide awake at nearly 4 am cause i just finished reading a fic that actually made me go from laying down almost asleep to sitting upright and completely awake in less than a second out of genuine shock. I am writing down so many notes about how this fic was written cause i need to absorb this genius into my veins
*clears throat* ahem 😼 😎 they say there's a challenge in writing a haikuu, a pick-up line, and an animal fact in one so. challenge accepted boiiiii. "Otters holding hands, to not drift apart at night, be my otter half?"
SEE!! THIS IS WHAT I WANT THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF I WANNA FIND IN MY INBOX!! yes dear anon i will be your otter half i've actually heard this EXACT pickup line before but some how the fact ive already heard it makes it more endearing. picking overused pickup lines but thinking they're not overused is so sweet tbh-
one thing i love about the BLUExBELL idol duo is that you wouldn't even have to change their outfits. like their outfits compliment each other and make them look like a duo already. like;
shades of blue
blacks and whites
pieces of their outfits glow
hats
like they're in two completely different styles yes but at the same time their outfits WORK together as an idol duo and i just. idk some part of me just loves the fact that i wouldn't need to change them at all to make it Work
reblogging off of this person cause they seemed excited about it but sdlfksjdlfjs there's LORE here gang
after an incident in which very popular recently debuted idol Focalors was almost assassinated and severely injured as a result, Furina was scouted as a lookalike to perform on stage in her place while Focalors sang off-stage. like a ghost singer situation.
two years or so ago, Furina got outed as not being Focalors, and Focalors herself succumbed to her injuries shortly thereafter.
but, Furina, actually, really enjoyed performing!! and she can sing, she has a good voice herself. she does want to go on the stage again, as herself this time, but she's too afraid to go out there alone.
cue her stumbling into the Wanderer in the middle of the woods at midnight like he's some kind of cryptid sdjflksjdfls
she practically begs him to form an idol duo with her and Wanderer very reluctantly ends up agreeing.
...what Furina doesn't know though, is that Wanderer is actually an ex-assassin-
i didn't fully get the appeal of genshin idol AU's specifically before but now i've made my own where Furina and Wanderer are an idol duo called BLUExBELL and i get it. i get it. this is so fucking fun-
i didn't fully get the appeal of genshin idol AU's specifically before but now i've made my own where Furina and Wanderer are an idol duo called BLUExBELL and i get it. i get it. this is so fucking fun-
Its 2am and i need someone whos absolutely cringefail to attempt to romance me. I need some dumbass to try and sweep me off my feet. Im half asleep and i want a romantic partner SO BAD right now. Please fate please universe please cosmic dust hand me my soulmate WHERE ARE THEYYYYYYYYY
I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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