she is Relaxing
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I honestly have never seen a weapon in a RPG that is as funny to me as GUN:GUN.
A gun that does not exist, cannot exist under the laws of physics and probably exists on some sort of meta level where it gets to hack the actual rulebook you play with.
It does exactly one point of damage. Each round. Every round. There are no defence against it. It has future-proofed itself to ensure that there will never BE any defences against it. It doesn't even count as an attack.
It will simply plink away at someone for one HP every turn and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it except try and kill the mech carrying it.
Oh yeah and it's heavily implied to be sentient.
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Godd I swear my pussy is the fattest when I'm lying in bed foin fuckin NOTHIN
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If you're 5.5" or under you are legally a pocket pussy.
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LETS FUCKING GO
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falin is my new special interest.
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I'm thinking about a cool girl I know. Thinking about if her armpits are sweaty, if she'll let me nuzzle into them and sniff untill I'm musk drunk. Thinking about how hot her laugh would be while I'm brainless in her lap. Really thinking about it 😵💫
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Oh id go fuckin CRAZY
That'd be the one surefire way to get me out of the house, BET
I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements
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well now i need a Dungeon Meshi/The Adventure Zone crossover comic with a cultural exchange program where one side brings healthy, meticulous fantasy!Japanese cuisine and the other side brings the most atrocious processed fantasy!American garbage with an ingredients list full of arcane curses
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Why do you have to get up to piss while gaming? Isn't it cruel that there has been no invention yet created to circumvent this tragedy :[
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trans day of viscosity
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I knew it was Trans day of visibility but only realized that "oh shit this day now applies to me" when a friend of mine pointed it out =v=;
I mean I've been trans for longer than that but no one really knew so I Guess I'm more visible than I was last year. ^v^
So heres to a lot more of that 🏳️⚧️
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Had a tough day, drew some Twig to blow off steam.
I designed Twig to practice animation with, but I've fallen in love with her. I keep fantasizing about a kickstarter to animate her and get a small budget to find the perfect goblin girl va
more realistically would be a kickstarter for a graphic novel lmao, but even at like 100 bucks a page for editors and assistants that would be like a 3000$ project
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