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lvl100hummuswarrior · 13 hours
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in my head Betty's relationship to gender also applies to her relationship to just.. being a fucking person. She is endlessly frustrated that she couldn't become a formless god without losing Simon in the process, being freed from her human form did not free her from her pitiful, embarassingly human need to be loved. many such cases
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"I may not be a girl always, but I AM a girlfriend" if that makes sense. a central theme of this version of Betty to me in general is that like Simon is the only thing that is worth being or feeling human for, in their eyes. everything else is small and stupid and embarassing but Simon has always made sense to her.
new vacation days Betty lore? i definitely think she is some genre of nonbinary but i don't know if she would've ever had a word for it. i think Simon knows she only really feels like a girl around him and he thinks that's awesome but like neither of them think very hard about it. fast forward to her becoming fucking god, I imagine if singular they hadn't occurred to her before then, it certainly would have at this point. she/they betty
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new vacation days Betty lore? i definitely think she is some genre of nonbinary but i don't know if she would've ever had a word for it. i think Simon knows she only really feels like a girl around him and he thinks that's awesome but like neither of them think very hard about it. fast forward to her becoming fucking god, I imagine if singular they hadn't occurred to her before then, it certainly would have at this point. she/they betty
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When I draw Simon or petrigrof I aim to make something which would put the sleepytime tea bears and beatrix potter to shame…when I draw betty I aim to make an image that is full of hate and evokes feelings of waking up from the worst fucking nap you’ve ever had (magic bettys constant state of being)
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stress relief betty (my computer is on fucking life support. Please help ,e)
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 10 days
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shoutout to the red dot guy/scp 3001 ive been thinking about him for like 6 years now. i think he and simon and the blue one from awful hospital could start a killer therapy group
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 10 days
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vacation days Betty fact: the cubes that float around her in her human form only come out when she's emotional!! her form destabilizes (usually only slightly so) and the resulting chaos causes the matter around her to condense into cubes....
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 10 days
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not to be a furry but like golbetty's weird neck things being fur spikes instead of fucking flesh protrusions would be sick as hell. what if she actually has a flocked/velvet texture to her instead of having scales and shit. or she's built like a moth, even. I don't know what anyone would do with this information but I think she would make for a cool ass puppet
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 12 days
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listening to retinal bloom way too late but what do you fucking MEAN fetching the crown to adorn my lovers head
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 12 days
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basically i think that one of the hardest things about simon returning to normal is that he has no fucking idea who he is anymore because he knows what watching himself be replaced by something else is, now. the crown whispers in a voice so close to his own that he can't help but believe that's who he is. the lines between him and ice king blur just enough that he can never convince himself he's free. how can he be sure that he never really stopped being ice king, how can he be sure it won't get worse? how can he be expected to build up a life for himself and get better when he knows exactly how quickly it can be taken from him?? perhaps he holds so closely onto Betty because he can identify as her fiance instead of a monster. I don't know if any of this makes sense i have many thoughts
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 12 days
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emo simon for the fans!!!
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 12 days
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Drew this doodle awhile ago but wanted to finally finish it 🙂‍↕️
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 13 days
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the tuba is Jake and they figure out how to make a fart joke about it. yes cartoon network i AM looking for work
as much as I love swap aus I do not think betty could take simons place in fionna and cake because she would have yoinked simon out of golb in the first place. she would probably leave finn in there and remember that she did that like a week later
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 13 days
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the gang gets him out in the span of like two episodes at most through something stupid enough to make what actually happens really frustrating, too. like pb brings a marching band to golb and peppermint butler's tuba solo makes him cough up finn and nobody talks about it again
as much as I love swap aus I do not think betty could take simons place in fionna and cake because she would have yoinked simon out of golb in the first place. she would probably leave finn in there and remember that she did that like a week later
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 13 days
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as much as I love swap aus I do not think betty could take simons place in fionna and cake because she would have yoinked simon out of golb in the first place. she would probably leave finn in there and remember that she did that like a week later
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 13 days
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brush wife
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lvl100hummuswarrior · 14 days
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I am in like the eye of the finals hurricane and I'm using this moment to draw more Betty heavy petergrif fluff (spelled wrong so my rambles stay out of the tags) she might be god but she needs a little nap ok
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