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lzrdprsn · 10 hours ago
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I could go for Christmas right now
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lzrdprsn · 12 hours ago
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Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it
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lzrdprsn · 13 hours ago
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chris dump chris dump chris dump chris dump
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lzrdprsn · 13 hours ago
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Crisis of faith averted I guess
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lzrdprsn · 20 hours ago
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plz link tadpole overlord man
Most recent tadpole update big mad scientist vibes from tiktok user 'thinfrog'
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lzrdprsn · 20 hours ago
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you see that guy on tiktok raising 1.4million tadpoles into a frog army?
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lzrdprsn · a day ago
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first the blood, then the power
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lzrdprsn · a day ago
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CARRIE (1976) dir. Brian De Palma
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lzrdprsn · a day ago
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It sure is that time of year again when 15 year olds who have never met another gay person in real life argue on the internet about what is and is not a slur
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lzrdprsn · a day ago
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why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon
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blrmerch · 2 months ago
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Long Live Coppy Patch
$5.00
Long Live Coppy! Here’s a patch! For you! Don’t say we don’t spoil you.
2.68″ wide x 4″ tall. Custom woven with a heat seal adhesive on the back. Ready to ship in mid-March.
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lzrdprsn · a day ago
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lzrdprsn · 2 days ago
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back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval
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lzrdprsn · 2 days ago
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Kurt Cobain Live at Paradiso, 1991
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HEATHERS 1989, dir. Michael Lehmann
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lzrdprsn · 2 days ago
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plenty of emotions.
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lzrdprsn · 2 days ago
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ETERNAL DAMNATION YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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lzrdprsn · 2 days ago
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Great eared nightjar
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