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Choices: Character aesthetics (4/?)

High School Story - Maria Flores

“How am I supposed to plan a dance if everyone at this school might come to it?”

For choices coc appreciation week: day 4

@choicescocappreciationweek

#maria flores

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#this is so cute omg #choices

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i am OBSESSED w their friendship

#romancing maria and mc is better than me #i would have been on the news

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Sent by @ryuuisnotpresent

‘I genuinely got jealous when they did that whole thing with michael and maria in book 2 to the point that it's embarrassing. back off michael, maria is mine >:(’

POST/CONFESSIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE MOD’S PERSONAL OPINIONS!

#real unfortunately

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Sent by @ryuuisnotpresent

‘I genuinely got jealous when they did that whole thing with michael and maria in book 2 to the point that it's embarrassing. back off michael, maria is mine >:(’

POST/CONFESSIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE MOD’S PERSONAL OPINIONS!

#real unfortunately

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Idiots in class (both groups are failing)

#the black lipstick on gideon is the icing on the came

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come on Barbie Alecto, let’s go party

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👋 hi barbie!

#art

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Matthias Nonius, the greatest swordsman of the Ninth, vs the Sleeper

#YOOO #ive never seen someone draw this fight before JESUS #art

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you’re in her dms i’m haunting her narrative. we are not the same.

#gideon to ianthe

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tfw ur buddy varun the eater promises not to do anything weird but then something weird happens anyway

#tlt

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first base is martyrdom. second base is raising the other from the dead. third base is eye contact

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Tamsyn, Tamsyn, listen, I need to know - do they have neck pain  from looking at each other? 

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Every single chapter of Nona the Ninth is like

"I watched it happen, Feat," said Bless The Lord O My Soul, a dark misery etched into every line of her face, "I saw the demons erupt from the boiling ribcage of my only brother."

"We can't worry about such things," replied Passion Of The Christ 2 (2016) Feat. Bo Burnham, "the space catholics of the darkest dread are inches away from burning down the entire building with the souls of the orphans."

Nona had no idea what was going on, but it reminded her of when her friend at school, Cinderblock-Flavoured Mousepad, had told her about how he ate a whole live bird once.

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THE THIRD HOUSE OF THE EMPEROR UNDYING, HOUSE OF THE SHINING DEAD.

home to crown princess of ida coronabeth tridentarius, princess of ida ianthe tridentarius, and crown prince of ida naberius tern.

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#OKAY I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST ONE IM REDOING #its just that i was thinking art deco before and now i'm thinking roman #plus corona's hair looked kinda fried #it still kinda might i don't really know white people hair #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #coronabeth tridentarius

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the locked tomb series as told from other povs: book titles and genres

Jod - From Meme Lord to Lord God: The John Gaius Story (memoir, super cringe, only available on kindle)

Camilla - A Perfect Love (romance with a dash of found family, genuinely moving bestseller, audiobook narrated by reese witherspoon)

Palamedes - Dying and Other Inconveniences: The Path to Lyctorhood (nonfiction, sociological theory, assigned to university students)

Abigail - The Haunting of Canaan House (psychological thriller, great plane/beach read, optioned for a limited series)

Magnus - The Gentleman’s Guide to Marriage, Murder, and Mayhem (campy mystery, highly quotable, optioned for a movie)

Ianthe - Saints Awakening (erotic political space opera, extremely dull 95% of the time, 2.4 star average on goodreads)

Coronabeth - Crown of Blood (dystopian YA, banned from schools because two girls hold hands once, fantastic cover art)

Dulcinea - Kiss from a Wilting Rose (chick lit, tearjerker, the perfect gift for moms)